Monkeys Fist

90% of the kids would be shouting “ Hello Daddy!”

So long ago essembee keeps forgetting he wasn’t there.

Still better than what we’ve got.

No one can argue against that tbf, … because no one watched it.

He asked his Mam “Please?” but she said “ No!… …Isn’t that Nigel Farage a nice bloke though?”

It’s got Mindy Project written all over it tbf.

Take a bow

Not for long- once she finds out about whichever vacuous tart he’s been poking whilst she’s been shitting out his progeny, he’ll have two more loads of child support payments to shell out, on top of the 7 or 8 he’s already paying out. Then he’ll die of a heart attack in about 5 years. I had a mate like him- met and married some lass ( they were all certifiabley insane), had 2-3 kids, met a newer version, dumped the old one and repeated the process. He’s on his 4th currently, and it’s moving in to the utterly predictable “rocky” stage after the second kid. He’s probably got one more round of “newer model” before they’ll become too old to be impregnated, which would put him on 6-7 kids and 5 wives. If he was some unemployed charva he’d be vilified, but because he’s middle-class he gets a pass ( not from me, note the “had a mate”)

If I was a betting man, I’d like to see the odds on his venal, gold-digging twat of a wife still being with him a year after he’s punted.

Ah, but he’s also a midget, so he ticks the spaz box too. Which, in fairness, also qualifies for your point.

Just to assist our resident online research specialist, here’s the current Cabinet incuntbents. https://members.parliament.uk/Government/Cabinet If he’s heard of more than half of them, I’ll be mildly surprised.

Which ones are the misfits, and why would any of them be worse than the liars, lickspittles and fucking Dorries that Johnson has surrounded himself with? Here’s a list to make it easier to do your research. https://labour.org.uk/people/shadow-cabinet/

Is there a sublime message in this gif of him and the end of a bell?

Try this

Oh right, was he for the only a bit disastrous type then?

Tory Cunt Selection Board, or whatever… “ So Jeremy, why should you be the next PM?” ” I’m marginally less of a cunt than the last one?” ” That’ll do- have at it old chap.”

Wasn’t Cummings Brexit-Nutter-in-Chief?

Has to be a contender.

You should try Sweardle, as recommended by Meenzer. btw

Attila the Cunt, apparently.

Since you mentioned a crock of shit, here’s an example of the high-quality articles we’d lose if they fucked the Beeb. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-59785477 I’m sure some Tory MPs would find that fascinating.

BBC licence fee to be frozen at £159 for two years, government confirms https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-60027436 The fucking brass neck on these cunts, mind… The closest Dorries has been to any kind of culture is when she takes her knickers off.

Aye, common law cunt punt is required.

I’d come in to work, stone faced, until they sacked this bollocks name and just called it a day off.