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Monkeys Fist

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  1. This is so obviously photoshopped -there’s no way Bruce would entertain a toastie as small as that.
  2. Speaking of face masks… https://www.redbubble.com/i/mask/death-grip-by-BradF99/42874641.9G0D8 I’m so tempted to get one
  3. Best let Iron Maiden know too.
  4. Little Bjarni is now middle-aged https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bjarni_Guðjónsson
  5. I want to hear more about @Kevin Carr's Gloves wild fever dream. Way more interesting than Luke fucking Edwards.
  6. If the takeover does happen, I reckon they’ll still go for him- imagine, unlimited funds and pissing off the scouse Mackems in one fell swoop. ( Although, they mightn’t be that pissed off )
  7. Wasn’t he trying to get amongst Rula Lenska’s desiccated minge when he did that? Bloke’s got a Granny/Furry fetish.
  8. Also, due to the law in Pennsylvania, the prosecution can not appeal against this.
  9. You’re a judge @Isegrim aren’t you? Will you promise not to prosecute me for any crimes I might commit, please and thank you very much.
  10. It’s apparently due to Bill Castor, the bloke who mugged his way Trump’s 2nd impeachment, who gave Cosby an assurance he wouldn’t be prosecuted in return for self-incriminating evidence at some point.
  11. Bill Cosby is no longer a filthy bugger, apparently. Bill Cosby's sex assault conviction overturned https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-57671012
  12. That’s just his default state… … especially since he banged his daughter’s mate whilst his Mrs. was getting cancer treatment.
  13. “ Pfft, won’t catch me using German muck…” * jumps in the Passat and drives to Aldi.
  14. Aye, maybe, but for a bloke who’s arms are shorter than his fingers it was half decent. You fucking misery.
  15. Taken at 5am this morning. Vorsprung durch tae fuch.
  16. I hate to say it, but the T-Rex had a good game.
  17. Ferdinand’s beard only serves to highlight how extraordinarily wide his fucking mouth is.
  18. Anyone but Kane would’ve had that
  19. I’ll have a Quirky DIY Twig Toolbox please.
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