Monkeys Fist

Extra time- get in.

Fucking excellent goal that mind.

This hasn’t yet descended in to the Greg Louganis fest we’d expected.

I’m really hoping Italy nick a sneaky 1-0 here, because, assuming we win tomorrow, we’d fucking paste them.

Chiellini totally looks like the head waiter at the local pizza joint with a sinister interest in slightly-too-young lasses. Canny player though…

Nice to see Simon having a “Pickford”

After the first few minutes Spain have pretty much ran the game. I’d still fancy us over them, mind.

OMD have a lot to answer for.

Split-arse

If you’re counting me as Nev or Dennis you can fuck your pint.

Ffs man, saw this in the “unread” notifications without the video attachment. Thought some Scouse Mackem had gone mental

A news channel using actors* in interviews? Tsk, tsk, * (also author, professional hardman, gangster dildo)

Nicked plenty though?

FYP

Knight Ryder- “ So, if I want to become 2014 Trinity Mirror Group Regional Sports Writer of the Year, I just sign here in blood, aye?” Lucifer- “ Aye” Knight Ryder- “ What’s the catch?” Lucifer- “ You’ll gradually turn in to a sentient red-skin potato…”

Someone needs to put the opening theme from The Professionals over the clip.

He wishes his hands were this big.

Failing to do doughnuts outside a closed Silverstone is on a par with Uncal Mick “raiding” SJP at 3am with the communal trainers. #dadwantshiscarback

What if we hold Meenzer against you?

House!

Typical Friday in the Bigg Market tbh.

Probably didn’t see it

How has it ignited? I’m guessing the fire is inside the pipeline, otherwise I’m a bit puzzled.

Cause of death: Sea Fart

That’s too bad to even qualify for “so bad it’s good”. 10/10