Monkeys Fist

Fisted your post.

Definitely a toucher.

Without clicking the article, I’m going to take a wild guess that she’s black?

Anyone know if Leazes had an illegitimate son?

When should I deadhead my choufleur?

Artificial Inseminator- a pig wanker? Hows the bacon, did y’say?

Bless, it thinks it’s clever. If you were that bright, Clarky, you’d have noticed the obvious error in the tables you posted on the other page. Fucking amateurs, man.

FYP

There is, yes.

Cave rescue blokey. Low Tea.

Who said it?

Some of the drivel on here (from the same people too)... Since their invention in 1894, they’ve been at worst, the 5th best cereal in the bowl based on the WhoGivesAShit ratings provided and they did that whilst arguably tasting like sugared cardboard. Do not question my statistics/authoritaay again.

Got to the second “United” and fucked it off.

That Steve Barnes on the right looks familiar. My mate read the books and apparently Barnesy eats boxes of dry roasted peanuts and loves ham.

He really should have asked for help from Actor, Director and Author-Steve Wraith.

So, this article by the BBC reckons Man. Utd. are looking for “an interim manager to the end of the season… …Only realists, or older managers possibly not seeking a permanent job, are likely to find that scenario attractive.”

Mebbes

“Mam, what’s for tea?”

Buyers remorse?

Tbf, his Mam makes his sammiches.