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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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Extra time- get in.
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Fucking excellent goal that mind.
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This hasn’t yet descended in to the Greg Louganis fest we’d expected.
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I’m really hoping Italy nick a sneaky 1-0 here, because, assuming we win tomorrow, we’d fucking paste them.
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Chiellini totally looks like the head waiter at the local pizza joint with a sinister interest in slightly-too-young lasses. Canny player though…
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Nice to see Simon having a “Pickford”
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After the first few minutes Spain have pretty much ran the game. I’d still fancy us over them, mind.
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OMD have a lot to answer for.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Split-arse -
If you’re counting me as Nev or Dennis you can fuck your pint.
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Ffs man, saw this in the “unread” notifications without the video attachment. Thought some Scouse Mackem had gone mental
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
A news channel using actors* in interviews? Tsk, tsk, * (also author, professional hardman, gangster dildo) -
Nicked plenty though?
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FYP
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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Monkeys Fist replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
Knight Ryder- “ So, if I want to become 2014 Trinity Mirror Group Regional Sports Writer of the Year, I just sign here in blood, aye?” Lucifer- “ Aye” Knight Ryder- “ What’s the catch?” Lucifer- “ You’ll gradually turn in to a sentient red-skin potato…” -
Someone needs to put the opening theme from The Professionals over the clip.
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He wishes his hands were this big.
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Failing to do doughnuts outside a closed Silverstone is on a par with Uncal Mick “raiding” SJP at 3am with the communal trainers. #dadwantshiscarback
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What if we hold Meenzer against you?
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Typical Friday in the Bigg Market tbh.
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Probably didn’t see it
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How has it ignited? I’m guessing the fire is inside the pipeline, otherwise I’m a bit puzzled.
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Cause of death: Sea Fart
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That’s too bad to even qualify for “so bad it’s good”. 10/10