Monkeys Fist

They’re just pissed off that their junior billionaire owner hasn’t spaffed his entire fortune on 15 managers and a squad full of disappointment yet.

Been up to Alnwick earlier and currently in Morpeth. I’ve never seen so many trees down on the side of the A1, Alnwick is like Isengard after The Ents fucked it’s shit up. Morpeth can fuck off though, they’re so far up themselves they can do their own dentistry.

RAYVIN IS CHARLES INSOMNIA

Clarko followed WUM pattern II to the absolute letter with this send off.

Because it’s all a lie and you were right all along. There.

I just realised watching it that Alan Hull’s mate, Terry Morgan, was my window cleaner. Put that in your pipe, anyone who likes famous people.

Who you gonna call, though?

RAYVON AND TRACY- SHABBA!

If Tindall can get hammered during a press conference, I’m sure you can get yourself wobbly before the game

That implies Bruce actually did the bare minimum, though.

Article on the BBC about why migrants want to come to UK https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53699511

Speaking of dog eggs, this tickled me. Removed now, but that’s one for the swear box

The script, summarised.

That’s because he’s been told he can’t hit the women. 😉

Batten down the hatches lads, it’s going to get wild soon. 70-90mph winds forecast. Storm Arwen approaches, which, let’s face it, is the closest any of us will come to getting blown by Liv Tyler.

Billy’s out in the countryside #farming #someplants #guesswhereimkippingtonight

It’s like Heron Foods Chas and Dave #rabbitrabbitwolfjerky #notavailableanywhere #cockerneesparrow

Can you not just get wankered and miss the actual game?

That’s mainly because it’s true.

( note the date ).

If you pause it at 1:29, you can just make out Adam Pearson tearing the neck off it in the bushes at the back.

Lads, it’s Thanta, remember?

Well I’ll go t’foot of our stairs!