Monkeys Fist

8hrs isn’t it? Is it all in the studio?

That steward is definitely listening to “I’m Too Sexy” on his headphones.

Have you and Dr. Gloom both had strokes today? (Fnarr etc)

Tbf, that’s cheap even for Town ( except for The Labour Club, naturally).

About the second bit, aye?

Ray Kennedy- 70. Used to eat at my restaurant when I was cheffing, and was a very nice bloke, extremely modest. Lived near Fish’s hometown of Blyth 😉 RIP https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59480532

Wouldn’t Transport have been more apt?

If you continue with these ridiculous abbreviations I’ll be having words with HR.

What’s the crack Ciaomanheyman? Any itk from Il Cavaliere Ryderio?

Remember where you read it first…

It was a joke…humour.

£10 million fee. £7m goes to club £1m goes to Willie Mckay £0.5m goes to player £1.5m goes in a brown bag to Souness. That about right?

We’re well aware of your preference for clothing related to the nethers.

Sorry to hear that mate.

Half of him did in ‘86.

Tbf, when Mrs. F. is working from home it does my fucking head in.

Comes from a lovely family, mind.

Pfft .

What, the snow will spread to Annitsford?

Can we just change this sites name to Snarktastic? It’s doing me head in.

I hope you took your tights off before you wet the bed.

Very kind of you, but I don’t agree with private healthcare. 😉

They know Gloomy is going, no point risking him for a lost cause

Did we ever find out if CT’s Roman/Viking drawer handle/cape clasp was worth anything or did it go on the rusty spoon mountain?