Monkeys Fist

My back garden today. Looks like I’ll be buying some new fence posts then…

That’s just CT before he went bald.

Or, I’ll just let @strawb sort it.

The middle aged version is known as “lying down” I believe

Good question I’ve just had a (brief) attempt and can I fuck find it, on mobile. I’ll submit a request to the relevant sub-committee who will vote on whether to send the question to the regional politburo, and get back to you in 6 years.

FYP

French trim?

When they put the kid down for a nap, turn on the musical mobile above it’s cot and you’re like… … that’s when.

Aye, I bet people hear him crunching along from miles away.

Wednesday.

Does JawD still do that charity coat collection? We should see if he can sort one out for Billy. #onecoatmillionaire #getawash #heronfoods

Absolute whopper.

Read that only about 5% of the worlds cheese uses animal rennet, this article goes in to a bit more detail, and mentions some that still do- e.g. Parmesan, Roquefort, Brie de Meaux

But a pound of that is half a pound of holes! Rip-off Britain

Fair enough mate … … sitter, obvs.

I have never understood the appeal of McDonalds. Even amongst other fast food burger joints, it’s burgers are fucking rank. And if you’re in Newcastle, there’s so many places to get a proper, decent burger now that you’re spoilt for choice.

He looks like what you’d get if you went in to any one of the 37 Turkish Barbers in Forest Hall, with a picture of Scott Parker and said, “ I want that , Stavros “

Are you Elon Musk’s son?

Some of him might.

Steaming in with a full load…

The stuff the supermarkets sell as Red Leicester does have its uses mind. Recipe Take 500g of Tesco Red Leicester Pre-heat oven to 200°c for 5 minutes Cut cheese in to thick slices. Turn off oven Bin the fucking lot.

Sitter or stander?

Pairs beautifully with a Gregg’s pasty sandwich.