Monkeys Fist

Duuuude… chiiiillllll… Like, maaan, relaaaax, y’know?

Again, me or WWG?

Fyp

Locksmith-“What kind of lock is it?” Mackem Lard- “ Chubb …”

He’s eaten them, the fat fuck.

Me or Wideopen’s new Wavy Gravy?

Bedevere Henderson running the midfield battalions and Galahad Pickford picking up horse shite at the back.

The Cheeyse stains. He looks like John Prescott’s unwanted brother.

I reckon the whole business with the dead rabbits was just Gemmill off his absolute tits in the first week or two of his new gear… … sorry, medication. He’s been and got two full sleeves of rainbow Celtic tattoos and is in his tie-dye dungarees, flat out on the settee, baked.

Aye, fine for a dip or two. If I went to one their concerts I could see them getting right on my tits before the end, tbh. I wonder if Nigel had the same guitar tech as Hermanos Gutierrez, because he sounds very similar? I do like the “distant” sounding vocals of the lass mind.

She runs a dairy for cats now under her real name, Mary Hinge. No cows, just the pair of udders

They nicked that first line from Channel 9 on the Fast Show. Also nice to see John Belushi’s Greek cousin on the drum.

What actually happened- woke up in a bin in Jarrow, saw a Newcastle fan necking a piyzza, jumped in front of him and shouted, ” ‘Eyah marra, I am Maximus Deycimus Meriydeeous and I a…” KAPOOW. Sparked out cold.

May Ninth is a standout track for me.

I think they’re more of a “have a little dip now and then” band than one you’d listen to a whole album in one go. Having said that, A La Sala, their 2024 album is excellent. ( Also, re. The Nigel Tufnel comment I made about the lad noodling on guitar, turns out him and the lass both wear wigs when performing ).

Did you at least get a bag of drill holes whilst looking?

Apparently Shearer was such an intimidating presence on the pitch that Neil Lennon was overcome and threw his face at Shearer’s boot.…

Just tell her to pay fucking attention.

No John Macnamee? Here he is chinning Jack Charlton and then about to chin Bremner. ( he’s already sparked the keeper )

Easy Star Allstars did it best.

Not a patch on the original, tbh.

Lyon have been relegated due to their finances- this is Lyon who are owned by the the same people as Palace. So, Palace might not need to worry about losing their euro spot next year. Or, they might, depending on how Lyon’s appeal works out. What a clusterfuck. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cy7ng4vj8leo

Been getting right in to these lately. although it has to be said that your man on guitar definitely models himself on Nigel Tufnel.

I’d say he doesn’t know what the fuck he wants.