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    I’d piss myself i we nicked Rangnick for DoF from the Rapists at the end of the season
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    I’m a fucking duck egg, more like.
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    Death Starfish II.
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    So, as talented as she is, the real question is ; Since you got within slapping range, are we talking British Standard Handful or is she more likely one of Chez Given’s test subjects?
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    He ?
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    Well, I missed the whole fucking thing as I was dropping bags of fucking crisps and fanny pads to frozen cunts around Alston and Garrigill. Couldn’t get Radio Newcastle- Radio fucking Cumbria or Radio Porridge. No internet. No fucking visuals either. You can all fuck off ( thank fuck we finally won though.).
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    Listening to her 2019 eponymous album just now. It’s pretty excellent. Did you get to the gig above or not?
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    Plus ca change, plus c’est le meme chose.
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    Adam’s time to shine.
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    Quick! Unban Quiff, the Kamagra Kid!
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    Buffalo Dave
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    No idea what you mean- he always struck me as a well-balanced fellow ( That thread is prime @The Fish btw - Lotiongate ).
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    He’s got the match to get through, yet
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    I seem to remember him saying Westmoor, which is close enough Then again, I live even closer to you
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    So you’re saying your cousin is a fanny. Must be genetic.
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    And, if you can’t wear a mask, there’s visors. No reason anyone fit enough to jump up and argue at a match can’t wear one or the other.
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    Can’t have been. Says the shell was 170cm long- it’d have been poking out of his mouth.
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    Also, “The unsteady patient was released from hospital and is expected to make a full recovery, so long as he does not trip and fall onto any more artillery shells.”…
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    “The man was a military enthusiast ” Understatement of the year.
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    Especially Callum Mawson.
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    Rams it up the poopchute.
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