Monkeys Fist

First time he’s ever been short of pies…

I’d also like to be a fly on the wall at the shareholders meetings when they explain why they’ve turned down big money profit on saleable players. “ Aye, but we’re all in this together …” “Get fucked- where’s my money?”

Oh no! We’ll have to buy cheaper foreign players and invest in our academy. What a blow to the richest club in the League. It’ll just make it all the sweeter when we’re regularly turning them all inside out.

What about The Big 1 and The Has Beens? Quite like the sound of that

I wonder if, once we get our shit together, they’ll make it a Big 7, or will someone get relegated to “The Rest”?

It was all going so well for them- “five in a roweh”, The Italian Fascist manger, Hippo Heed, then… fucking oblivion, and all of it recorded for our enjoyment. Maybe I’m wrong and there is a God

We know she’s got a bald fanny.…

There’s the problem- have a chat with the doc, they can help.

It’s sweet that KCG thinks someone on here loves him.

Can you imagine a “Craft” vaccine, and the absolute guff they’d use to describe it? “ Having been given an 18th Century syringe that his Differently Abled neighbour dug up, our Master Brewer, Crispin, was inspired to create our new, pure, vaccine- The H to Oh. We marinate organic mango, Bacon Frazzles, and some artisanal lettuce for two weeks in our repurposed outdoor vats, then cold-filter it through authentic Artex tiles for 2 months, removing all the impurities and ingredients, leaving us with our pristine, vegan and gluten-free H to Oh vaccine. As our co-op motto is “Sharing is Caring”, all our vaccines are injected from the same 18th Century syringe that inspired our creation* * Putrid Rat Brewery will donate 20p from each vaccine shot (£15:30 per shot) to the funeral costs of all our valued customers.”

FTMMLFSMBTOTed YP.

I wonder if Diego is aware of the tapas concept?

Great. Another piss-arsed club to hate for centuries when they knock us out.

Are the Premier League happy to have club owners from a murderous, racist country that routinely executes its citizens, both judicially and by its militarised police force? Not to mention it’s abysmal record of invading foreign states. I expect a shady meeting of the 19 clubs other than Dirty Leeds toute-fucking-suite.

Fucking a man-baby clearly left a bad taste in her mouth.

Someone obviously misspelt “leftist” when they commissioned that.

I’m just thankful he’s gone bald.

Bottlearse.

TOT.

MLF, obviously.

Mine preferred the Coloured* 12” special release.… … which apparently has its own category on Pornhub. *reported.

Make your mind up, ffs.

Midget Peter Griffin.

Aren’t books just a pointless waste of resources, though, now that we’ve got the interweb electronical books?

You’ll always be a tit to us, though