Monkeys Fist

Speaking of enigmas.…

If we’re going to keep Wykiki’s pants dry we need someone in the Casa di Merda role, and quick.

Technically, he’s correct, just as long as you have the tastebuds of a dead otter. They still sell Stotties, I think it’s the only bread they do now.

It’d make their failing to reach the play-offs just that bit sweeter if he was in charge.

“Fabio, sunderland are on the phone asking you to speak to them” ” sunderland? Chi cazzo sono?” ” Exactly!”

You’re kidding? Eugenics, that was discredited in the 1930s? Genius.

Neither Johnson nor Cummings should have ever been within a mile of Downing St. Both cunts of the highest order, and it’s lovely seeing the one eviscerating the other. I think Cummings believes he’s seen as some kind of saviour by doing this- he’s merely proving what a dishonourable weasel he is, but I hope he keeps dropping the bombs.

Roadworks on Kenton Lane mate.

To be sure, to be sure

Gimme Rice. Nickname; Chips and Curry Sauce.

Oh good

Ffs! Right you tit- BAMBIS MAM GETS SHOT!!!!!

Wykiki’s Boss- “ Wahkehkeh, come int’office please” Wykiki- “ Oh fuck…*call HR” Wykiki’s Boss- “ Tha knows why for tha’s bin called in, does tha?” Wykiki- “ No Boss” Wykiki’s Boss-“ Tha’s bin laughin’ at t’Mentals again lad!” Wykiki- “Sorry Boss” Wykiki’s Boss- “ The father sent me a complaint from his home in Clitheroe!” Wykiki-“ Sorry Boss, I’ll pack my stuff “ Wykiki’s Boss- “ Nay lad, crack on-fuck the red rose Lancashire cunt”.

I’m not saying The G-Man is wrong on this, I haven’t seen Ted Lasso. But… … Mindy Project.

Are they still at it? Didn’t one of them kill himself and his mate drunk driving?

I’ve not seen it yet but I know of him. Where Alex Honnold (Free Solo) is more of an outright rock climber, Leclerc was more of a mountaineer, climbing on mixed ice, snow and rock. He was pretty decent as a rock climber too, but nowhere near Honnold. Some of his free solo ascents were insane, tbh, and he was very much an outsider in that he shied away from publicity and competition. Is it on Netflix now, because if so I’ll definitely give it a look?

She’s Spanish I think. Her mother wanted to call her Juanita, and her Dad was like, ” ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND WOMAN?”

The difference being, we use aliases, and we don’t have anywhere near the exposure of Twitter. I agree losing your job over a tweet seems harsh, but I guarantee his contract for that company will have had “social media” clause in it.

Just to add, if you look at the time of the offending tweet, there’s a very good chance he was at work when he posted it. Which just compounds his idiocy and gives his employer clear grounds for pedalling him, if he hadn’t “chosen” to resign.

No one expects Cycling to be arbiters of morals though, they’re too busy pumping the riders full of steroids and lying about it.

The bloke was “News Editor” for a media and marketing company- if he did’t already know that tweeting jokes about rapists is going to get you fired, then he should maybe rethink his career. And, luckily for him, he’s now the opportunity to do so. He’s also at Tory levels of “sorry not sorry”

Speaking of…

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