Monkeys Fist

What’s Shefki up to at the moment?

Or cleaned it- it’s fucking minging

Smirnoff, “Premium” Aye, righto Billy.

Quiff’s lass has sent him the tape of her getting airtight, hasn’t she?

I was, reading it.

I might hop on…

Bless

Someone should ask the sentient sperm himself on Twitter. I predict shenanigans

He went back to Peru.

#lookatmetoo

What a shock- thought he was very funny, him and Bob Mortimer are two of my favourites.

New phrase- “ as thick as Renton’s jizz”.

I’m sure they told us playing Burton was enjoyable?

Hats off to you mate.

I never go near Barrack Road when I’m going like, usually waddle up from Town.

You, not your Mam.

You buy a TV License?

So, you also object if a Teeside factory worker tried to tell media recruitment specialists who to employ, by that rationale?

Is it tiny bowls of English food?

Sorry, I made it up completely, including the bit about lifting it from a song - I just wanted to send Fish on a fruitless trip searching for lyrics. Apologies for dragging you in

The horror… the horror…

Here’s a fellow Tees-sider showing the correct way to fish for bites.