Monkeys Fist

Speaking of waterfalls, took these the other day… 10 shiny interweb points if you recognise it.

Fished YP

How could he tell?

Dear Luke “Chicken” Edwards. Me planting tomato seeds at the start of summer is a growing possibility. NUFC not signing anyone else is a dead cert. Kindly retire.

Pakistan, wasn’t it?

Someone should bring back The Pink, but with the last page on brown paper.

Moped rider's rude name place tour finishes in Bell End https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-58375401

Government plans to lift football standing ban https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-58357046

L’Oooof! Hon hon hon.

“ Growing possibility” Throbber.

I like bacon and I like tits, but you’ve now soured that

And then wrote a best selling tear-fest about it.

“Today, on Mysteries of the Soil, how was this Inca skull found in a Boldon churchyard?…”

6 months later, his “mates” from Metector Club will dig him up again.

Presumably, given the setting, Jenny’s nips are like chapel hat-pegs throughout?

And I always thought Brucey was strictly a pints-only man.

Inspired by this account, which is amazing.

Do rockets work in a vacuum?

This interview with him is mint.

Nirvana sued by the baby from Nevermind's album cover https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58327844 Fuck Right Off

I like the pic of his kit that Keith Richard shared, which epitomises his style perfectly- minimal, just what’s necessary, but stylish as fuck. I wonder if they’ll carry on without him? ( Of course they will). RIP Charlie

I think I can help you there. Apparently cleared a diner of 40 people in the time it took to play- it’s the b side of this, which got to No.4 in 1966. You’re welcome.

I think Terry Mac has Lewy Body Dementia, which is horrific. It killed my uncle within 5 years, and put him through the mill in those last years. My heart goes out to Terry’s family and friends, as depending on how far along he is, they’ll have up to three months before they’ll lose the person they’ve known for good, then 5 years max before he’s dead. Fuck Lewy Body’s -it’s brutal. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58295318

What if he plays 29 games?