Monkeys Fist

It is, but since they’re both chubby, unfunny, and sex pests on the text, they’re easily interchangeable.

“I thought I was putting the pounds on until I saw my old mate Michael” 😉 https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.joe.co.uk/amp/sport/ronaldo-roberto-carlos-respond-michael-owens-weight-joke-106765

You’d think they might’ve sent him some cinema tickets or a book or something.

I should probably clarify that my original question was because I was thinking getting a toddler/ 3-4yr old to do a LFT must be a nightmare. Then Alex ruined it for everyone

Yeah, we’re such a bunch of cynics on here that sometimes we miss the fact that some people got to their positions by doing the hard yards (even people we hate). It’s genuinely mind boggling when you think of how many hard yards of rancid, middle-aged cocks she’s had to dig out from under their paunches to get to where she is today.

I’ve got a load of toddler clothing from when my daughter was little, was going to give it to him- quality gear too … … so it’s not to be sniffed at.

How old is your daughter now?

That’s the spirit!

Oof! Is that everyone self isolating then?

I read the article linked- the little fucking cunt whines on about falling out with Shearer, then blames Shearer for us getting relegated. … and wonders why he’s universally despised

FTPO ( fixed the post order) 😉

Thought CT didn’t read? More Tory lies…

He’s quit the “investigation”. What odds on his replacement, Sue Gray, being a party animal too? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-59701369

That made me very uncomfortable, and that’s rarer than rocking-horse shit.

Imagine if the game was at SJP and the ref was from Gateshead , and claimed to be a ‘Heed fan. What’s that ? You can’t imagine it? Aye, because it would never be allowed.

Any intelligent thoughts he might accidentally have tend to get stuck in the corners of the the squareheaded cunt’s noggin.

Was there a bloke there covered in bacon shouting, ” WHAT ABOUT THE SHEPHERDS?”

Aye, they love their donkeys in Bethlehem.…

He’s just come on man, you absolute whopper!

I think you’re mistaking me for Rayvin. Get fucked

Is that Deadpool?

Mike Deaned YP

I had my flu jab today. I’ve had so many pricks in my arm this past week I’ve renamed it The Government.

Definitely a trafficking ring…