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Monkeys Fist

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  1. You’re just waiting for it to fall in to the Atlantic and wipeout the US, you ghoul.
  2. Nah, just mistook her for Tripitaka.
  3. My mate reckons he’s half Indian. “ No, Ian, you’re not. “ I’m here all week.
  4. Mrs kicked me out because she’s had enough of me quoting Schwarzenegger incorrectly. Don’t worry… I’ll return.
  5. Normally takes me 5-6 lines, at least, (on top of the booze), but I suppose we all have different tolerances.
  6. Given my post above, I’ll sit this one out.
  7. I got cleared to work on Sellafield in 2012, so things were already taking a dive back then.
  8. I’ll give you Penny Smith and raise you a Susanna Reid…
  9. Ffs, everyone knows it’s a UKIP of moles.
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