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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Unfortunate choice of phrase for Pedro, considering 80% of his enormous head is his chin.
  2. To be fair, he has more in his vocabulary, to be fair.
  3. Met an epileptic cowboy yesterday. Tex Fitz.
  4. I didn’t Camilla’s udders were like, well…
  5. Best compliment I’ve had in a while, cheers mate.
  6. Aye, it was so obvious Mysterious Tart had been photoshopped in, wasn’t it?
  7. Amazingly, that’s not a parody account.
  8. That’s what your lass said to the milkman, two weeks after you moved in.
  9. That’s what your neighbours said when you moved in.
  10. I think the good ole boys would get an unpleasant surprise if they tried their shit in New York
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