Monkeys Fist

Andrew “ Hi Kiwi doc, I’m having some stomach problems” Kiwi Doc ” Do you feel suck? Can you shut?” Andrew *get well soon mate.

I’m going to go and watch that lad with Downs humping his teacher on a mechanical bull to wash my eyes clean.

Happy Christmas

Went on a trip to the Alps with The Dude and Walter Sobchak…

Lads, always alternate between the Stranger wank and “The Mrs”, avoids lopsidedness

Finished my last shift , 4 days off now- giddup!

Mantovani

FYP😉

Le mauvais ficelle, mon ami?

Won’t be the first time.…

Grassy arse!

FYP

I once “knew” a lass called Juanita *insert punchline here*

He looks like a fan of musical theatre.

Any excuse is a good one.

That him bottom left?

Bet he needed ladders, though, the shortarse.

Nowt worse than a lemon-stealing tart. ( look it up )

Sweet summer child There’s always some gobshite, not least in the sporting media.

Always had you down as a bassist.

I like the parts Cartman sings.