Monkeys Fist

666 (lbs) The number of the Cabbage.

Tbf it’ll have taken that long to work out who’s the most persecuted- Saudi Arabia’s victims or Steve Bruce.

He had to wait for the caretaker to arrive and show him which one his office was.

Boring job that, like.

I’ve had a perma-chub since it was announced.

Updated YP

If we don’t buy him, I’m having a strop. I want comedy chants, ffs.

I’d imagine he’ll have a celebratory drink, beyond that it’s none of our business. kinky bitch.

Neither does he- “the two…er…Germans”

So, if you go for a pint to cheer yourself up and the barman says ” Why the long face?” Dont chin him- he’s in the wrong joke. 😉

LMA Large Managers Association?

Respect the moobs!

Deported

I’ve got a lovely chicken and a nice bottle of wine in the fridge , just waiting for the announcement.…

Too classy for that, Marra.

Did I miss seeing Charnley too, or was he making the brews?

Also, this was filmed at the training ground, so…

Yikes.

Typical Newcastle- we get the richest owners in football and how much have they spent? Nowt. Bring back Ashley.

I’m just bumping this for anyone that’s missed it. Some bits sting, some he’s a bit meh, but 90% of it is on the button.

Daft twat. He’ll lose all interest once he’s had sex with something other than his hand, but then, Catch 22.

I can think of several million things that would help me get used to it, but I think they’re a bit wise to how sensitive that might be anyway.

We will once the anti-depressants kick in.