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Cheeky cu… swine.

Colin will be furious ( well, he would be if he wasn’t dead), to have suffered the same fate as Aldous Huxley and died on the same day as someone way more famous.… … RIP Ronnie Tutt, Elvis’ drummer. Who can forget the cheeky fill after bar 37 of “Are You Lonesome Tonight”, or the textbook brush work on “Old Shep”? Sucks to be you Colin.

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@catmag- so if I go to the next match and have a lie down, are you saying you and your mate will cut my top off and start pumping me? What’s the ticket office number?

Canny interview with Mike Rigg, former Manc Mackem technical director How Newcastle can follow Man City to build a superclub in six steps https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58921000

I was extremely “reasonably amiable” the other day after a few at the Cumberland.

Any dessert, regardless of ingredients, is known as a fat mess when served in this.

Savage

Bad day for The Fall Guy…

I would, because it’d mean we were in the Championship.

Well fucking hell.

Such a lack of respect. …

Could this be the week Steve Bruce finally gets the hang of football management?

I knew the Cabbage’s little bitch of a son wouldn’t be able to keep his gob shut, so the BBC have let him vent. It’s fucking glorious knowing how far under the skin of Bruce Snr. and Jnr. we are Steve Bruce: Newcastle boss has been the 'fall guy', says son Alex Bruce https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58944889

Who?

At least we have morals to sell.

Unusual for Spurs fans to be giving money away … Reported myself.

I hope they give him a parcel of shite.

If only there was a proper supporters pub

Let’s hope he uses some of it to fix the mould and damp on his multiple rented properties in Manchester, since he’ll have the time to get it done. The fucking cunt.

I’ve been at work today and have waited until I’m back home to read this whilst having a shite, to give it the … nnnnnnnnggghhaaaahhh… dignity he deserves.

Usually a warm weather problem.

If my job had a severance pay-off of 4x my yearly salary, I’d be telling my boss to go fuck his kids, every day.

Just for clarity, they’re offering him £5,600,000 to fuck off, but the fucking skank isn’t having it. They should give him his three years notice, and make him come in every day to sit in an empty office. It’d cost them around £2,500,000 at his weekly rate. He’s employed as Head Coach, so bring in a Manager. Fucking money grabbing cunt.

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