Monkeys Fist

I missed it- I just nipped out to murder some Yemenis and kill a few journalists.

Wonder if he thought that when he was getting his wages from us?

Can I suggest Gallowgate Flags’ next effort is a 50ft rendition of “ Lick Iz!”

Oh noes

https://www.instagram.com/p/CVWEd9gs5NG/?utm_medium=copy_link New fitness coach.

Ok, I’ll humour you. What is Simon Jordan’s connection to the club?

BUSMB1970.

Most of my holidays as a kid were camping opposite Glenridding on Ullswater with my Dad and brother, or staying in a caravan at Amble with them- gas mantle lights sputtering away and being fucking Baltic in the morning edit; pissing myself at Nervous Nelly and his backstory”

Why should we listen to the mackem?

I still call it the Rabid.

In the Gallowgate next to Jackie Milburn, Blair and CT.

You’ll not be getting one tonight- it’s Fosters Night at the Raby, £10 for a 4pint jug and the Knight has £40 burning a hole in his pocket. Chicken Fried Rice, Chips and Curry Sauce on the stagger home.

I’ll bet Edwards nipped people in play fights as a kid.

Almost 2 weeks and still no supporters pub. PIF out.

What’s this gobbledegook?

Is there anywhere be where its legal to finger turkeys? Asking for a friend.

happan

They’re welcome to him.

He could write a food blog- he’d only have the one recipe, but it’d be more interesting than the fucking drivel he’s been spouting in the past.