Monkeys Fist

Maria Ewing, the opera singer famous for whipping out her tiddies and trim on stage, and, more importantly, bringing the fragrant Rebecca Hall in to being, has pegged it aged 71. RIP

But he’s not a Swedish sex pest? edit; just seen Gloomy’s post above, maybe he is

Why’s he got a cooker in his bedroom?

Glass Coffee Table Dave.

RYP

I’d like nothing more than to see her unleashed on the bumbling tit.

I used to work for a women’s surf charity called Salty Little Bitches and they all said that a wire brush and Dettol is the best way to remove the sand from your vagina. Glad I could help 👍

Thought that was Diego’s job

Found this pic of Origi with Peter Withe, who’s not at AFCON Edit; Origi is tha lad in the checky top.

He’s got good reason to be a bit pissed off, read the room ffs.

Got to be in it to Winnet Dave.

Fucking hell

He’s turned his back on the beverage trade now.

If one of our IT wizards could hack this and replace the newsletters with excerpts from “The Diary”, that’d be champion- Ta.

Ouch. Hopefully that’s the worst it gets. On the bright side, now if someone asks “ Have you ever coughed so hard you’ve shit? “ You can do a Brucey

Amazon package turns up on Friday with a half eaten vegan sausage roll and a label… ”Cheeky Twat”

🤮

Alreet Gimli

Can you give it to Frodo and tell him it’s a sequel?

Is it my birthday? He’s not quite there yet, but he’s picking it up fairly quickly tbh. I’ll let you know when I’ve gone deaf enough for him to get a pedal @Blastronaut, and thanks for the very kind offer. 👍 Tom, Andrew, come on lads, step up- what free stuff have you got for me,eh?

Trampus woke up in a bush this morning.

I’ll definitely be giving him a bell. Having “done my research” … fuck that.