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“ Rah Rah Rah, we’re going to bash the Oiks!” That should be our new chant, tbh.

That’s one of the best episodes. Emma Thompson- “ I’ve got a Porsche!”

Let him pay the translator then. 😉

Have you been on the Essembee Ale? Mind you, Scholes not only has a Boldon Mushroom, but he’s got terrible taste in jackets …

Just don’t think of the words “Boldon” and “Mushroom” as well. It’ll ruin your weekend.

The Three P’s… preparation and planning prevents piss-poor posting. Shit, that’s 6. Fuck it.

And so you made sure we all were “reminded” Shit cunt

And everyone thought his pudgy little cock falling out on the pitch was his most embarrassing moment.

I thought you said earlier you weren’t Skidmark?

That’s because if you give them any grief they’ll karate-chop you.

Are they saying “ He sucks his daughter’s toes?” And how do we know it’s factual? Edit; never mind, Googled.

That’s just blatantly disrespectful to Steve Bruce.

Because it’s been used historically in a racist and derogatory way.

He’s trying to work out what is a decent enough length of time between stopping being a Man Utd. fan and becoming a Newcastle Utd. fan.

Would you call a Chinese person a chinkie to their face? No, because it’s a derogatory term, as is the example you quoted above.

The use of it is derogatory in itself. Just say Chinese. And Stevie was Bernard Manning levels of racist, amongst his other delightful traits.

I thought Steve Bruce didn’t do social media?

Aye, it went down quicker than a £10 hooker tbh.

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I went to Ireland for a stag do for an Irish mate, Fri-Sun. We all somehow made it to breakfast in the hotel on Saturday morning, full fry-ups all round, and I’m thinking “ If I can keep this down I’ll be good to go the day” Then the best man ordered 12 pints of Guinness to go with brekkie.

Unlike RobinRobin, wor Ken occasionally strayed in to shit cunt territory. Shiraz- not even once.

She’s gone, man. Dont be like Ken.

Who’s your least favourite?

Aye, he’s not a shit cunt