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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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We don’t talk about Steve Bruce and homing people- it makes his son cry.
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The homeless problem for pigeons is one of the great tragedies of this millennium. Glad to see someone addressing it.
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50% of them having managed us. Ffs.
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FYP
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Had a go at flower arranging too… Get fucked
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Felt a bit zany earlier so I dipped my balls in glitter. Pretty nuts, eh, what?
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Here you go. Plant them in February and thin them out once they get to three storeys, otherwise you’ll have the planning dept. on your back.
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Nows the time to be deadheading your concrete plants if you want a healthy crop next building season. I grew this last year
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Does he come with egg or pineapple?
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Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Shit cunt. -
He has to be back by 10pm though, otherwise his Mam locks the door.
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And here’s me thinking dogging was nice ladies showing their puppies.
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What’s that now?
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I mean, I fucking hate people in general, so sounds great.
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Didn’t take long. https://www.theverge.com/2021/10/22/22740354/trump-truth-social-network-spac-mastodon-license-software-freedom-conservancy
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
T&Cs. 1. Nee cunts. 2. Yes, you Luke. -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Looks to me like there’s an awful lot of fans standing up for the match there. It’d be awful if someone kicked them when they’re down and reported it to the Premier League . -
Ffs, everyone knows it’s tinned rice pudding.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
If it’d been Roast Chicken crisps I know a certain someone who’d have been tweeting until his fingers bled ( from his holiday retreat). -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
How did the current Mr.& Mrs. PL feel about that? -
I’m not sure dead prozzies actually own any fields, but they’ll have a few rusty trombones I’d say.