Monkeys Fist

There’s been a fucking huge undersea volcanic eruption near Tonga, which was caught on satellite https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-60007119 Apparently audible in NZ, so I guess this’ll have woken @Andrew and @Kitman and any Hobbitses I’ve forgotten?

An older chap offered to take a snap of me and the family when we went to Northumberlandia last Sunday to walk off the food coma. The results were less than spectacular

Just read the BBC bit about the game, nothing remotely interesting in it until the bottom- they’re still paying a wage to Mark “ Face Like A Prolapsed Fanny” Lawrenson for his predictions. Droopy reckons we’ll win 2-1, so, get the Vaseline ready lads, it’ll make the bumming easier.

That audience would give Persil a run for its money.

See CT for a loan of his jacket.

Bob Kerr is 95% alcohol- he’s practically immortal.

“ You Don’t Have To Be A Soulless Cunt To Work Here… … BUT IT HELPS!!!”

( just for those of you with auto play switched on )

It’s been at least 23 minutes since anyone there mentioned their FA Cup win in 1798, so they’ve given the Freedom of the Village to the surviving team members. I’m sure they’re all delighted Sunderland 1798 FA Cup winners given freedom of the city https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-59994996

They should meet for a pint in the Labour Club and sort out their differences.

Just looked her up as I genuinely didn’t have a scooby as to who she is… … fuck me, she likes her dinners since retiring

Have you nicked John Carver’s secret game-plan notes?

If she rolled her sleeves up a bit you’d think she’d just walked off set on Miami Vice. Someone please add her to the CT as Crockett pics, ta. 👍

Fucking hell

It amazes me how many outwardly normal people hang on this idiot’s every word- my former business partner thought the bloke was some kind of wise life guru and I was like, ” Mate, he’s a fucking comedian who’s been punched more times than is probably safe”

They’re fucked, aren’t they

Aye, good luck tracking that one

He wants to be glad he didn’t sign for Arsenal a few years back.

They’d just need to turn the heating up, Mr. Right Guard would apparently boil to death.

Frank Zappa played a drug lord in an episode, (which is weird given his views on drugs), and it’s as bad as you’d expect.

The only bloke in the world to wear a hole in the top of a Panama