Monkeys Fist

If they do, Chelsea should offer to play 3-shots-and-in and let them play rush goalie.

We don’t talk about Steve Bruce and homing people- it makes his son cry.

The homeless problem for pigeons is one of the great tragedies of this millennium. Glad to see someone addressing it.

50% of them having managed us. Ffs.

FYP

Had a go at flower arranging too… Get fucked

Felt a bit zany earlier so I dipped my balls in glitter. Pretty nuts, eh, what?

Here you go. Plant them in February and thin them out once they get to three storeys, otherwise you’ll have the planning dept. on your back.

Nows the time to be deadheading your concrete plants if you want a healthy crop next building season. I grew this last year

Does he come with egg or pineapple?

Mould and damp treatments cost money you know- what’s a multimillionaire slum landlord to do?

Shit cunt.

Gullitt did the same , which I’ve always respected him for, if nothing else.

He has to be back by 10pm though, otherwise his Mam locks the door.

And here’s me thinking dogging was nice ladies showing their puppies.

What’s that now?

I mean, I fucking hate people in general, so sounds great.

Didn’t take long. https://www.theverge.com/2021/10/22/22740354/trump-truth-social-network-spac-mastodon-license-software-freedom-conservancy

T&Cs. 1. Nee cunts. 2. Yes, you Luke.

Looks to me like there’s an awful lot of fans standing up for the match there. It’d be awful if someone kicked them when they’re down and reported it to the Premier League .

Ffs, everyone knows it’s tinned rice pudding.

If it’d been Roast Chicken crisps I know a certain someone who’d have been tweeting until his fingers bled ( from his holiday retreat).

How did the current Mr.& Mrs. PL feel about that?