Monkeys Fist

Rose West’s Lady Garden is a mint band name.

I’ll believe it when I see the Knight Ryder post an “exclusive” a day and a half after it’s been announced.

@Christmas Tree Christmas dinner sorted for you.

Nurse!

Ok Stephen Hawking, explain TOT.

Essemmbrake.

Do you have a final solution, Walter?

Good post.

Needs something to hate when his workmates aren’t around.

Please tell us, using the Bristol scale. 👍

How unattractive is he?

And yet I’m the one with the reputation. Fucking hell lads, dial it back a bit

Ditto.

It’s to do with economies of scale.

Plucking his banjo string- totally innocent.

“ Nucarsell shouldn’t nevah of sacked Bruce. I hope they don’t become successful. Anyone got any blow? ” There you go

This is a Cosby game.

When my nippers were little Mrs.F. had this app that played an annoying-as-almighty-fuck cartoon toothbrush singing some song about brushing their teeth for 2 minutes to get them to brush for that length of time. It near drove me insane every morning, until I realised Blitzkrieg Bop was 2 minutes long and they much preferred it. Punk toothbrushing rocks

FYP

Adds flavour to the salads.

Oof. Sorry to hear that mate.

Is this one dead?

Well, on that cheery note…

He’s clearly had some training, but he’ll need a bit of work yet. Lovely temperament so far.