Monkeys Fist

If this had happened under Ashley we’d be happy as pigs in shit. If it’s true they’ve offered a 2 and half year contract then all the better- no one will be under any illusions of why he’s there. Good luck to the bloke.

Blamed it on her catching Coronavirus- no mention at all about his cuntishness being investigated as a contributory factor. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9204559/amp/MP-Owen-Paterson-believes-catching-coronavirus-affected-wifes-mental-health.html ( It’s the Daily Heil, hence the TL:DR above, don’t click on that).

Has it not got a phone then?

“Best defender you played against?” ”Not you.”

Bloke on the ground virtually has his back turned to the ball… white feathers in the post.

Oh my god- he’s back.

The longer we have Tory governments, the more people grow up thinking that’s the norm. I reckon we’re at the point now where a significant proportion don’t see anything wrong with most of what they do. In the 10-15 years or so that I was involved in Rope Access, the number of working lads who were rampant Tories was quite staggering. TL:DR People are selfish cunts

Do you honestly believe that a single one of the PL clubs would put their “values” above cold, hard, cash? Would they fuck.

I genuinely think he would put us 1st above everyone. Whilst he clearly still has an affection for them, when you see him talk about us it’s love.

If they want rid, (and it’s crystal clear Rafa was the no.1 choice for our new owners), I don’t think we’d baulk at whatever price the scouse mackems asked for him, in what would be a mutually beneficial deal. However, I do think that’s entirely wishful thinking on our part.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-59154221 This is fucking shameful, mind. The bloke was caught dipping his hand in the biscuit jar, but we can’t have the elite being punished, can we? “The government ordered its own MPs to vote for the amendment”

"There's been stigma behind us, where if you're not clever, you become a hairdresser and it's seen to be one of those down graded jobs," she said. She’s not doing herself any favours, is she?

He should take the heaps of non-EU salt in this post and hoy it on tonight’s dinner, with a bit pepper.

Can someone call Bruce and tell him they’re taking on drivers at Asda.

From what I can gather, he’s basically been running the whole shitshow on his tod under Ashley , so will be the only bloke (currently) at the club with experience of the non-playing side, as fucking laughable as that is. I’d imagine once they have a DoF appointed the hamster will be “called to the embassy”.

If that happened, I’d imagine Eddie would be too.

MLF’d YP

Is that the takeover that we had a massive say in, or am I thinking of another one?

It’s absolutely batshit insane.

Isn’t he also a platinum-selling Country singer?

They apparently believe that the very much dead Kennedy Jnr. is their great guru, Q, and will reveal himself where his dad got his head turned to Shippams sandwich spread. I haven’t made a word of that up