Monkeys Fist

“The 25-year-old was jailed two years ago for posting a picture on social media of himself shirtless and wearing leopard-print shorts.” In fairness to the Saudis, that is fucking criminal

No one going to mention the massive zit on his fivehead?

What do think of this @wykikitoon?

He Luuks like Eddie.

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You can only fit so many clothes in a Tesco carrier.

Forget the Rasputin nonsense. He’s Maybelline now.

Just change his name to Rasputin, then you’ve covered both bases. ( yes, I know Rasputin wasn’t akshwally a communist, Fish.).

It’s his Staffie.… … at least it was one when he first got it.

Jesus!

What about these blokes, though?

Keegan as DoF?

Was his big brother watching?

1. Survive 2. FA Cup 3. League title 4. World Domination 5. Destroy Alderaan. Easy.

If this had happened under Ashley we’d be happy as pigs in shit. If it’s true they’ve offered a 2 and half year contract then all the better- no one will be under any illusions of why he’s there. Good luck to the bloke.

Blamed it on her catching Coronavirus- no mention at all about his cuntishness being investigated as a contributory factor. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9204559/amp/MP-Owen-Paterson-believes-catching-coronavirus-affected-wifes-mental-health.html ( It’s the Daily Heil, hence the TL:DR above, don’t click on that).

Has it not got a phone then?

“Best defender you played against?” ”Not you.”

Bloke on the ground virtually has his back turned to the ball… white feathers in the post.

Oh my god- he’s back.

The longer we have Tory governments, the more people grow up thinking that’s the norm. I reckon we’re at the point now where a significant proportion don’t see anything wrong with most of what they do. In the 10-15 years or so that I was involved in Rope Access, the number of working lads who were rampant Tories was quite staggering. TL:DR People are selfish cunts