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I gave Dweezil a pigs ear last night to distract him- seemed to work. * the pig wasn’t too happy like.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
The Baseball Furies were mint… at everything except actually fighting -
Brighton Rock Suckers v Jones who puts out the Cones
Monkeys Fist replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Brighton Rock Suckers v Jones who puts out the Cones
Monkeys Fist replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
This one? -
Who?
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Tbf I’d rather watch us win 4-3 than 1-0.
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Brighton Rock Suckers v Jones who puts out the Cones
Monkeys Fist replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
“The 25-year-old was jailed two years ago for posting a picture on social media of himself shirtless and wearing leopard-print shorts.” In fairness to the Saudis, that is fucking criminal -
No one going to mention the massive zit on his fivehead?
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What do think of this @wykikitoon?
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
He Luuks like Eddie. -
Brighton Rock Suckers v Jones who puts out the Cones
Monkeys Fist replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
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You can only fit so many clothes in a Tesco carrier.
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Brighton Rock Suckers v Jones who puts out the Cones
Monkeys Fist replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
Forget the Rasputin nonsense. He’s Maybelline now. -
Brighton Rock Suckers v Jones who puts out the Cones
Monkeys Fist replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
Just change his name to Rasputin, then you’ve covered both bases. ( yes, I know Rasputin wasn’t akshwally a communist, Fish.). -
It’s his Staffie.… … at least it was one when he first got it.
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Jesus!
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What about these blokes, though?
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Keegan as DoF?
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Was his big brother watching?
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1. Survive 2. FA Cup 3. League title 4. World Domination 5. Destroy Alderaan. Easy.
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If this had happened under Ashley we’d be happy as pigs in shit. If it’s true they’ve offered a 2 and half year contract then all the better- no one will be under any illusions of why he’s there. Good luck to the bloke.
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Blamed it on her catching Coronavirus- no mention at all about his cuntishness being investigated as a contributory factor. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9204559/amp/MP-Owen-Paterson-believes-catching-coronavirus-affected-wifes-mental-health.html ( It’s the Daily Heil, hence the TL:DR above, don’t click on that).