Monkeys Fist

Beard, tats, man-bun. The trifecta of twatiness.

Roy Wood wrote a song for the New Seekers to use in Eurovision, but they fucked it off. @Meenzer will no doubt confirm this.

Don’t be sad, though.

Ffs lads , it’s @PaddockLad, he was there today wasn’t he?

Their national side.

As if Bruce could manage a lap of the pitch.

I wouldn’t be basing any investment strategies on advice from Nandor the Relentless.

Reports coming in of a drunken fan with a weird Borders/South West accent running in to Leeds fans pubs and demanding photos with them, claiming to be the former manger of Thailand.

Did her surgeon deliver a caesarean sprog through her hip, or did she just shit herself lying in her left side?

Kerry Katona was at the game too.

It’s Kerry Katona. Potential totally wasted.

I hope you replied…

Give him crispy tofu.

He was complimenting Gloom’s chunky member earlier

Everyone else but Wykiki is officially BANNED from starting match threads. GET THE FUCK IN!

Play was stopped for 15 minutes at Brentford because of a drone flying over the ground. Guaranteed this’ll begin a spate of them.

@Gemmill And so it begins …

Dog’s shame faces are fucking hilarious mind. Dweezil gets to show his daily as the little shithouse chews his way through our family’s shoes, socks, chairs, etc.

How’s he keeping that dog there and holding his phone? Filthy.

Terrible news that. No more extra balls…

FYP

Most other dog’s shites are bigger than it.

Dog teenagers then.

Don’t they sleep for 90% of the time then go insane for the remaining 10% ?