Monkeys Fist

How are the Guineas, btw?

Sorry to hear about your old man’s troubles Fish, glad they’re being sorted. If you want to cheer him up you could buy him a Stetson and toy guns and start calling him Tex Fitz 👍

Evan Neumann: US Capitol riot suspect gets asylum in Belarus https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-60843262 ” After worrying the Ukrainian authorities were watching him, Mr Neumann says he crossed the border into Belarus on foot in August.” “He added that he has plans "to move my family here," but noted that the decision would ultimately be up to his wife” This bloke is in for a huge wake-up call in the near future…

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Crack on…

I walked in to bar in Porthmadog and ordered in English and the whole place , staff included, started speaking in Welsh, having been chatting away in English as we came in. I let them pour the pints then walked out- put that in your pipes, early 1990s Welsh Nationalists!

I reckon Billy would improve his image a hundredfold if he embraced the bald and shaved the lot off…

It looks fucking bogging, doesn’t it- everything deep fried to fuck, bacon looking like it’s still oinking, and portions smaller than Gemmill’s Chinese mouse That, or he’s just had his annual comb of the beard and this is the haul.

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“ So, why am I being asked to leave, boss?” ” Two dozen bottles does not constitute ‘a taste’ , Mr. Heyman!”

We were where?

Gateshead fans in 2033 ” 10-in-a-row!”

No it wasn’t.

“ Anyone know any good parking in Tow Law?”

When they’re in the Conference, and watching their team from plastic garden chairs they bring themselves, and fan-owned, they’ll still have bedsheets/tea towels with “ Seck the Bard… Bring back Bally!”

He was never cut out to be a taxi driver anyway…

What job provides free bottles of Dog?

Newcastle almost guaranteed safe- pisses the bed like a battalion of pensioners on a stag do. Son offered free vaccine against global virus- drier than a nun’s nasty.

Depends if he’s got bewk learning or if it’s just what he’s been spoowin-fed from birth.

Terry Mac signed him by mistake again.

I think he’s based it on the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio, but it’s turned out more like Christ On A Bike!

He said fountain, not seat.