Monkeys Fist

He was sitting behind Howe and Stavely for the match- how the fuck did he get lost?

My god but the Inherently Moral Stokoeshop was fun.

Not as long as the day Alwaleed_Saudi is about to have.

Say sorry, Rayvin. Now.

Call 999 and ask for the Police. Reported myself.

So… is actor, author and supafan Mr. Steven Wraith not at the Match then?

@Christmas Tree , can you send Denise Squelch’s address to Mackem 35 please. * we know you’ve got it. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/man-admits-stalking-loose-women-21691494.amp

His dags will be red raw when he gets home after that.

They both wear dresses, so…

They actually want Colin Wanker.

Are you Derren Brown?

Ken? That would be something Players-“What shape are we playing boss?” Ken- ” Fuggen Shiraz, cunts”

Until he fucks off, then it’ll cost you £8mil.

I like his face.

Sorry, my connection is 20 years slow.

Looked lively to me… well, alive, which is always a bonus.

FYP

Yeah, I much preferred Bruce’s sculpted jawline.

Best buddies tbh. Was always going to happen- he fucking loves me and goes batshit whenever I come home. I usually piss myself and start chewing the furniture.

Alreet pal?

He’s daft as a brush

I’m going to save a load of bits up and make a Manbearpig for him.

If it’s similar to the sound when he demolished the pigs ear I’ll give it a miss Mrs. F. brought him this eldritch horror… Still no idea, etc etc.