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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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The Crème Egg one
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A woman answers her phone and hears a deep voice with fast , heavy breathing say, " Have you got a fat ass?" The woman answers, "Hang on … @Christmas Tree , it’s for you pet"
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Agreed - Renton fucked a puffin in front of Gordon Ramsey one Easter. This is now forum lore.
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This article suggests there is at least an album’s worth of unheard Marvin Gaye tracks sitting in Belgium. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68674814 It also suggests that the legal wrangle over ownership could be a bit fucky. The family in Belgium own the tapes on which the music is recorded, but not the publishing rights. The Gaye family own the publishing rights, but not the tapes. The cheeky sod of a lawyer for the Belgian family says he’s “worried” that someone other than the Gaye family could buy the tapes and pass off the music as their own, since it’s never been heard
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Somewhat stretching the definition of “funny picture” but this online review of the Grainger Market is 100% accurate.
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I thought the Renton link was when Ramsey necked Puffin in Iceland and the chatterati lost their shit. Mines better.
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He’s thinking “ Two heads are better than one”
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-68695712 Shitty pants time.
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To be fair to Bella’s Chippy, they’re absolutely top notch.
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Good Friday chippy carnage… Because we all must eat fish on the, (variable, depending on the moon or something) day Baby Cheeses died as it was ordained by the Easter Rabbit, which laid eggs, probably.
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Anyone who can iron an Eagle gets a tip of the hat from me like. 👍
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Aye, sorry mate. Never been to Cyprus. 😉
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Bugger!
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Mrs. F. has just been offered a new job following an interview yesterday- same kind of thing she’s doing now, but not in sunderland. New office is 5 minutes away, so we reckon that fuel and Tyne tunnel savings will be a free £2k+ on top of her new wage. Very happy house tonight.
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Centurion walks in behind him, holds up two fingers and says ” Five beers please”