Monkeys Fist

Was he fighting Crocodile Dundee?

That being said, 0-5. Double hat trick from the midfield powerhouse that is Jeff Hendrick

For those of us who’s great grandad wasn’t on a prison ship, this match is actually on Sunday 15th Sept with a 16:30 kick off.

Turncoat.

BARNES! Get in you fucking beauty

Anyone got any interesting hydrology links for iPhone?

Young Ms. F. saw them at Leeds the other week. Best gig of the festival according to her.

Careful chaps, something’s struck a chord.

Is that Gemmill trying to kick in Ms.Swift’s back doors?

Give the lad a break- his lookalike work has dried up since 2019

Definitely not the hottest it’s ever been there, mind.

A young Orca is swimming with his dad and says ” Where did I come from Dad?” Pa Orca says ” Well son, you came out of my penis and met one of your mother’s eggs, then grew in to you her belly.” Kid O is impressed and says “ Wow, thanks Dad!” Pa says “ You’re whale cum, son, you’re whale cum”

Sorry to hear this @strawb mate- I can’t imagine how you or your Mam are feeling.

Mate of mine is a maths teacher with a phobia of negative numbers. He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

This is next summer , the reunion tour? What are the odds that they’ll have fallen out again by then and the whole thing is called off.

Didn’t know that- but in that case, I don’t blame him. Cracking Chebs

Maybe that’s why they only gave him 15 minutes?

Cage has an Oscar too, fully deserved, for Leaving Las Vegas. He’s done so many stinkers because I believe had a huge debt to the IRS, so took everything and churned them out, but he is/was a decent actor. Hopkins is something else though- that film he did with Olivia Colman a while back where he played a father with dementia was incredible.

What can I say- He was a bit of a role model to younger me…

Hopkins won the Best Actor Oscar for Hannibal Lecter despite only being on screen for 15 minutes.

And have been saved by a passing seaman throwing them spare red and white tops to stay warm.

Doesn’t that put it in the Oscarworthy category chez CT?

This, and the presence of Nic Cage in the cast, are making me want to watch it

Hmmmm… https://www.judiciary.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/r-v-dave-lee-travis-sentencing-remarks1.pdf