Monkeys Fist

Whereas our previous incumbent stayed in Cheshire. Loved the club though.

They should start a chant… “Woo-ooah Bill Gregg’s burning a bit. “ or something. ( There’s nothing quite like the sound of 25 fans singing their heart out).

Setting the division alight?

LED. Let’s Eat Doughnuts.

This is a bit mental. Aminata Diallo: Paris St-Germain player arrested as part of investigation into attack on team-mates https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59236410

He fucked it off and went metecting.

Fucks sake, I nearly spat my chia seed and pomegranate salad out- he’s from Blyth.

Thin Fucking Ice.

The truth is we had absolutely fuck-all say in it, just like we’ve fuck-all say in the way Ashley ran us in to the ground. Blaming fans is utterly misguided, blame the fuckers who Ok’d the deal, because they’re the ones who had the power to stop it, but didn’t.

“ Hello, Shane, yeah it’s Eddie, thanks for the heads-up, sorted. “

There’s at least one that didn’t.

#pop(py)shot.

Why?

Still hasn’t found it.

Fuck did he do, guys?

As if Gloomy would know Reported myself.

“ Eddie? Hi, it’s Shane. 500m restraining order is what you ask for… Yes mate, Boldon. “

FYP for those who don’t like his face.

Simon Grayson. Top bloke

FYP

Looks the same width as normal tbh.