Monkeys Fist

But if it came from us they couldn’t spend it, because it’s dirty money, remember?

And a judge who was as impartial as Hitler.

Director of Trouser Commotion.

Fucking hell.… Since he’s now a free man, do you think he’ll be back out protecting property in the riots which are definitely about to kick off?

They had a “ Handing Over The Keys Of Light” ceremony when he bought them. Didn’t go well. MC- “ Whee’s keys are theese keys?” Mob- “The Don Keys!” Everyone- …

FYFYP

He’s too busy hoisting refugees back in to Belarus to bother with football.

It’d be great to get your lot in the draw-See you in the 3rd round… Oh…

Your post had an embarrassing lack of numbers, and a surfeit of words. I have corrected this rookie oversight.

“ SAFC would like to welcome our new director of seat cleaning, here’s the Marigolds and bleach, Row Z has a steamer on it.”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Power_(magazine) Now defunct magazine for Charva Wagons. He was definitely named after it

Blyth Spartans?

Isn’t he a car magazine?

I’ve “asked” people to stop swearing many times when I’ve been on the Bamp Tubes with my kids. Never had any bother

We could buy them and use their place as the U21s training ground. As long as we had security to keep the fiddlers away.

Maybe Eddie looked at his stats and thought “ Fuck me, this lads mint!”

Paging @Howmanheyman

I can never hear Brentford without thinking “Nylon bed sheets”. “Alright?”

Give Shelvey some competition?

Make your mind up ffs!

Yes, there is.

Screenshot or GTFO.