Monkeys Fist

Can we all agree that this isn’t black and white stripes though? It’s a black strip on a white shirt front. There should be a minimum of three black and four white stripes.

Who’s saying the end of the world is a bad thing?

Carry on with your conspiracy bollocks and your time might not actually come.

Can’t be arsed

Bruce batters Jan every time he hops on. 🤢🤮

Mate of mine used to get very sweary when he got annoyed, he once pulled off the rare “double swear” by splitting a sweary with a sweary. “ He’s a bas-fuckin-tard “

Stand by for two weeks of articles by every national rag absolutely slating Man Utd. fans for hounding out their manager…

100% agree, and before the game I was pretty much in the moist bed camp. But let’s be honest here, the turnaround Howe and Tindall made to that team was remarkable. Most of us agreed that we had some decent players that were being stifled under Bruce, but I don’t think anyone expected such a difference in such a short time. Clearly our defensive frailties were there for everyone to see, but there’s time, and a transfer window, to patch it up sufficiently to avoid the drop. If that level of energy and commitment can be maintained, with the addition of some new players, I think we might just stay up. (I think though, that if we don’t, it’ll only be a disaster in terms of the hit bin Salman’s pride will take -under Howe and with strong funding we’ll probably break our own points/wins/goals record in the Championship).

10 pages before half time. Whats gannin’ on

Howe’s the bacon, did you say?

Fucking get in you useless Twat!

SMHP, tbf.

There’s 15 seconds of my life I’m not getting back, and 6 hours of CT’s gone.

No. Fish’s fondness for natter is what drove his Mrs. to Aldi “Neck Massagers” in the first place.

He’s calling you for dinner- Chinese mouse as an amuse bouche.

Just looked it up. Fucking hell- fair play to him for donating £5000 from his own brown envelope though..…

Can you imagine the pelters if the little shitweasel announced he had it too

I doubt it- now that Penfold is gone, someone has to get the brews for the coaching team.

whale oil beef hooked