Monkeys Fist

Has she left her kegs stuffed in your vinyl as a scratch ‘n’ sniff treat?

You found anywhere open?

Time hasn’t been kind.

Ask yourself ”Would it be the same if Labour had been the main ruling party over the same time period? “ Thatchers policies on housing, privatisation, unions and healthcare are 100% to blame.

Fair do- meant to say bulb.

Didn’t have Lamb, used advocaat- 5/7.

Only when they know you’re coming.

Had a CTesque moment of inspiration yesterday. Making a lamb pastitsada to serve today. Usually use cinnamon, cloves, red wine, but only had red wine, which I wanted to neck as opposed to cook with. Rummage through the cupboard turned up a bottle of ready made mulled wine that some bugger brought round at Christmas- red wine, cinnamon, cloves. Hoyed it in, upped the garlic count from a whole clove to a clove and a half, missed out the sugar. Turned out absolutely fantastic

Rule 34 agrees.

I’d honestly say, player for player, that I can’t think of a time in the last 20-30years when they’ve had a better player in any position than us. Even when we were shite, we were better than them. Even the seasons we spent in the Championship, our first XI blew their team away Mano a Mano.

If it’s just pre-match eats, you could do a lot worse than trying one of the bait outlets in the Grainger Market, Gloomy. Best pizza in town by a country mile, some nice burgers at the original Meat Stack, great couple of noodle bars, and a few shawarma joints last time I had a wander through. You can nip round the corner for an aperitif at The Clock too

So is mine.

10-0 to us. Red card for the mackem

Posh southern wuftah

Been to either of the Kaltur’s yet? One on High Bridge, one on Dean St. Very nice tapas, the Spanish kind

Not to mention the fear of being caught cannibalising the gaffer.

Fucking sitters, man.

Bloke my dad used to work with was fixing a leak in the garage roof. He fixed it successfully then went back in the house and got his Mrs to split him in half with her strap-on.

Also, Willock needs to cut his toenails

Joelinton bringing his little bastard in the changing room

All part of the model marra. Have you fucked off back to Pennywell?

Isn’t that the equivalent of T-Rex two half arms?