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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Wykiki’s Boss- “ Wahkehkeh, come int’office please” Wykiki- “ Oh fuck…*call HR” Wykiki’s Boss- “ Tha knows why for tha’s bin called in, does tha?” Wykiki- “ No Boss” Wykiki’s Boss-“ Tha’s bin laughin’ at t’Mentals again lad!” Wykiki- “Sorry Boss” Wykiki’s Boss- “ The father sent me a complaint from his home in Clitheroe!” Wykiki-“ Sorry Boss, I’ll pack my stuff “ Wykiki’s Boss- “ Nay lad, crack on-fuck the red rose Lancashire cunt”. -
I’m not saying The G-Man is wrong on this, I haven’t seen Ted Lasso. But… … Mindy Project.
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Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Are they still at it? Didn’t one of them kill himself and his mate drunk driving? -
I’ve not seen it yet but I know of him. Where Alex Honnold (Free Solo) is more of an outright rock climber, Leclerc was more of a mountaineer, climbing on mixed ice, snow and rock. He was pretty decent as a rock climber too, but nowhere near Honnold. Some of his free solo ascents were insane, tbh, and he was very much an outsider in that he shied away from publicity and competition. Is it on Netflix now, because if so I’ll definitely give it a look?
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
She’s Spanish I think. Her mother wanted to call her Juanita, and her Dad was like, ” ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND WOMAN?” -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
The difference being, we use aliases, and we don’t have anywhere near the exposure of Twitter. I agree losing your job over a tweet seems harsh, but I guarantee his contract for that company will have had “social media” clause in it. -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Just to add, if you look at the time of the offending tweet, there’s a very good chance he was at work when he posted it. Which just compounds his idiocy and gives his employer clear grounds for pedalling him, if he hadn’t “chosen” to resign. -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
No one expects Cycling to be arbiters of morals though, they’re too busy pumping the riders full of steroids and lying about it. -
Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
The bloke was “News Editor” for a media and marketing company- if he did’t already know that tweeting jokes about rapists is going to get you fired, then he should maybe rethink his career. And, luckily for him, he’s now the opportunity to do so. He’s also at Tory levels of “sorry not sorry” -
Speaking of…
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
And here you are on Toontastic , home and safe, Spunk Eyes. -
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I think “mackem” covers all bases, tbh.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
Daft cunt, no sympathy. -
MLF’d YP
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Won’t they be published through the magistrates courts? ( or whatever level they are dealt with?)
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Val McDermid ends Raith Rovers support over David Goodwillie deal https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-60214769 Wonder if he’s on the mackem’s radar? -
Just looked at his wiki. At least he knows he’s a cunt.
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He was a teacher? Private schools, presumably?
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Not alleged, verifiably true. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2018/05/emma-barnett-a-classic-philip-cross-wikipedia-operation/amp/
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I think you’ll find that was @ewerk, the filthy leprechaun.
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Razzle was where the real meat and potatoes was.
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I’m going to assume you posting the worlds most famous user of adult nappies was intentional, wasn’t it?