Monkeys Fist

£96 a week? Has Big Niall had you at the pub?

Speaking of planes having dodgy landings in strong winds…watch this I bet the passenger cabin fucking stank after that

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So it is! Well, I hope Asprilla knows the full history of the moths involved otherwise he can’t be desecrating the temple of his body.

* Donald, who’s totally not still running the shitshow- “ Do you think an extra £5 an hour is a fair offer?”

That’s gold. The mackems finally get some Sky time, and this is what’s trending about it.

So sorry to hear that mate, but as you’ve said, it was very likely a welcome relief for your Dad, and you and your family. ( There’s nowt wrong with that being your prime reaction either, btw, there’s no rule book to grieving). Raise a glass to him tonight and think on the good times you shared together.

Whilst shouting “ I AM NOT FUCKING SORRY!”

I’m surprised she could type paragraphs 2&3 with his cock in her mouth.

Bend over Mam. FTM

I have to say I absolutely resemble the implied degeneracy in these remarks.

On behalf of Team Moist, ( the things I had to scroll past to find that, btw )

Thee wanth to do thomething about that lithp, mind.

Photoshopped to make it look more impressive?

Embiggened?

How’s the CV looking?

As you said to the Mrs? *clue

His Mrs. doesn’t.

How can there be aliens if “space” doesn’t exist? #wolfy #offthecharts #denpressure

@essembeeofsunderland This is a picture of a bird. It is black with a red throat. There are clouds.

She’s actually a white, freckly ginge.

Didn’t know you and J69 were friendly.

That's not to mention the private school…

Apparently this was sent to over 20,000 homes in Pennsylvania before anyone noticed.