Monkeys Fist

Blatantly set this up in his Mam’s kitchen, using left over Pipers from Christmas ( look at the packs) But let’s play along with his fantasy for a minute- why is there twice as many packs of Wolf Jerky left on the (fucking tiny) shelf, compared to the other products? Hmm, is no one buying it?

What’s camping music ? ABBA?

Just in case anyone is having trouble following who is being referenced here, I’ve done a handy guide here

That might be why? No snark there btw, just an observation.

Did you live in a shoebox in t‘middle of t’road?

Between 2-4ft tall according to this

Weird Manchester accent that mind.

Main symptom- total lack of taste.

How’d you know you had it, then?

That’s her, perfectly summarised. I reckon she thinks she’s putting herself in the running for Leader with all these interviews- I really hope she runs, just to hear her bullshit when she loses at the first hurdle

I had to double-check who posted this as I just assumed it was our Dear Leader posting a selfie.

Remember that weird spell of West Brom based WUMs coming on here a while back? Anyone fancy a raiding party

Little Alex throwing the Shocker there

He’s given his son a job as coach. That’s the highly-regarded, vastly experienced coach, Alex Bruce. Who has just passed his coaching tickets. Still…

You must miss the hats, though?

Someone should send this to Cardiff with an instruction booklet. I’ll get me coat

Not been on here for ages.

So, I’m facing a massive hike in my bills because office wankers were living it up in hot-tubs whilst I was out grafting.

He’s coming over- said he would C U Next Tuesday.…

Go on then…

Take a nice book and some slippers

Chuckled at that, as if the pilot can hear Chas and Dave doing the filming.

Let’s hope he doesn’t crash then- that would be terrible…

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