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1 man 2 cups. CT-

Come on CT- I see you lurking. What combo of results would get us 40 points after 14 games. You have 1 minute.

14 wins , aye? That’d put us on 42 points though. At which point in our 14th game could we say we’ve earned 1 point, to hit the 40 point mark, so that Bunter can put his magic hat on and have a raging boner?

It’s not your actions. It’s you.

Vorsprung durchfall Technik

Did you see Sam West’s response to Dowden’s St.George Day flag wanking? They really are thicker than castle walls.

Pluck? Thrum?

My Mrs. was watching Nora from Queens yesterday and it had the “I see dead people” kid on, who’s now a fat adult. Aaaanyway, he says a line “ My middle name is Bukkake!” just as our 11yr old son walked in. “Why you laughing Mam, what’s Bukkake mean ?” After I’d stopped choking with laughter I told him it’s Japanese for “ a bit of a mouthful” which he seemed happy enough with. Beat that @Christmas Tree

Friendship Trophy. Because of ships, that used to be built on a river… marras

I hope, for the sake of the poor Wembley cleaning staff, that it’s a warm day and they all have a shit in the fountains at Trafalgar Square again, rather than keeping it for the seats* * this is academic really, as we all know they’ll bottle it well before then.

A bit like she thrashed that recorder solo () at the end. It’s been a while since music has moved me to tears.

It’ll be interesting to see if they come straight back up as record-breaking champions, though, as you’d expect of a mighty club …

Personal experience leaves me unsurprised - a lot of French folk are right-wing, racist cunts.

Ready To Groom meltdown in 3…2…1.

Bisexual Incel- neither men nor women would touch him. Bincel.

Same bloke, isn’t it? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-44004241 Called sunderland a “post apocalyptic shithole” and Diane Abbott a “filthy, bulbous pig”. Perfect.

Had to look that up- wish I hadn’t

Fixed your avatar for you.

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I’m not saying that Tory canvasser/candidate definitely is a fiddy kiddler, but he is. Allegedly.

Given that Germany is Europe’s largest consumer of scat porn, it’s only right that you have mixed sitting and standing areas in the Bundesliga

It’s been said about him before on here, (possibly by you Howay), but when even your own fans hate you, it’s time to stfu.

My mate hates his wife, but she’s got tremendous threpennies so he cantilever.