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  1. Monkeys Fist
    Death Starfish II.
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    So, as talented as she is, the real question is ; Since you got within slapping range, are we talking British Standard Handful or is she more likely one of Chez Given’s test subjects?
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    He ?
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    Well, I missed the whole fucking thing as I was dropping bags of fucking crisps and fanny pads to frozen cunts around Alston and Garrigill. Couldn’t get Radio Newcastle- Radio fucking Cumbria or Radio Porridge. No internet. No fucking visuals either. You can all fuck off ( thank fuck we finally won though.).
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    Listening to her 2019 eponymous album just now. It’s pretty excellent. Did you get to the gig above or not?
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    Plus ca change, plus c’est le meme chose.
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    Adam’s time to shine.
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    Quick! Unban Quiff, the Kamagra Kid!
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    Buffalo Dave
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    No idea what you mean- he always struck me as a well-balanced fellow ( That thread is prime @The Fish btw - Lotiongate ).
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    He’s got the match to get through, yet
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    I seem to remember him saying Westmoor, which is close enough Then again, I live even closer to you
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    So you’re saying your cousin is a fanny. Must be genetic.
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    And, if you can’t wear a mask, there’s visors. No reason anyone fit enough to jump up and argue at a match can’t wear one or the other.
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    Can’t have been. Says the shell was 170cm long- it’d have been poking out of his mouth.
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    Also, “The unsteady patient was released from hospital and is expected to make a full recovery, so long as he does not trip and fall onto any more artillery shells.”…
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    “The man was a military enthusiast ” Understatement of the year.
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    Especially Callum Mawson.
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    Rams it up the poopchute.
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    Also, slight technical point, Newcastle isn’t in China.
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    Held on to a tree at the top, hung my hoop over the edge, opened the bomb bay doors, watched it drop, disappear from view, then burst out laughing as a brown circle suddenly appeared at the foot of the cliff. Minging, aye, ticked off the bucket list, aye that too. The stars were truly aligned as my firm ejecta was also the Holy Grail of shites- a ghost wipe…not a mark on the paper.
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    I suppose it’s time to retell my tale of the time I took a shit off a 800-1000ft cliff? Standing/squatting , of course.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    Just to explain the toilet gymnastics, using CT’s weird babystool diagram, my knees are at 90° when laying the cable. They’re at 120-130° when I’m “standing”. Contrary to what the G-man thinks, I don’t jump up from the bog and dance around the bathroom, randomly rubbing my hoop against any handy bits of cloth.
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