Monkeys Fist

Lucky you! It’s without a doubt the worst food I’ve ever had in a pub.

Have you been to the Schooner for a pint of attitude and a plate of disappointment yet?

You still on the piss in Alnmouth?

Found the attic dweller, there mate.

Jumped before the push. Hardly covered herself with glory- streets full of racists,rapists, murderers and violent right-wing thugs… and that’s just the regular constabulary.

If we use the Bristol Stool Chart as a handy analogy, Hippo Heed was 5, Quiff and Carver were 6, Bruce was 8.

Was it stuck?

If it was like the young Demi Moore (nsfw), he still wouldn’t have seen owt. Like Slash with his hat off.

FYP

Get one of these Andrea.

The Labour Club is where it’s at these days- cheap beer, friendly clientele and the clunge is… … alive.

Nah, we’re all getting bored of going to the Trent… … oops , me and my big mouth.

Rich of them to think we want the six-fingered little skip-rats.

Pants drier than a Nun’s chuff.

Didn’t someone post a link on here showing that Lee Johnson was their most successful manager ( of those that lasted 1 season or more), since the 19th century? I’m surprised they haven’t tried to get Ratboy from South Shields, but they probably can’t afford him Glorious times

Nah, it’s all in the past… ”Newcastle is gone. It's a chapter of my football life. ”

The Tory shithouse brought Theresa May along too, she’s standing in front of him, about to neck some fish.

This would have a whole different vibe if you’d posted it on RTG.

Why you wearing one of these though?

Wrong number mate- who you trying to call?

Collina- if it was CT his head would be stabbing that bloke in the blue.