Monkeys Fist

I don’t think I did…

No idea where to post these, so I picked the most pointless thread I could find on the first two pages.… Aaaanyway

Its Tom, isn’t it?

I can’t tell if this is dripping with sarcasm or genuine.

FYP - Imagine the smell

Flags- Mag behaviour

For Sale- A Delightful Family Home in Grindon.

Bruce is far and away the worst manager, by any and every measure, that we’ve had post-Keegan. Which is some achievement when you think we had Joe Fucking Kinnear.

The fucking cheek! Once, in your sorry life , you jumped ship from Cunt Central, and now you’re Fidel Castro, champion of the left? How’s the Best PM of Your Lifetime getting on, by the way, now that he’s got away scot-free with causing Brexit ( which you voted for- aye?). Left any more of his kids at the pub? As I said, Bluer than Chubby Brown’s jokebook.

Drain the fountains! 💩

Bluer than an Eskimos tit.

The piss taking of this poor, earnest lad who’s heartily concerned about cripples or whatever is an unpleasant side of this board I’d not seen. The Committee have decided that we will have to take steps to stop this happening again.

Is it a chicken?

Right - we’ve had our fun but I reckon we should consider donating to this. Obviously we need a concensus, but as I’m not the thread starter I can’t put a poll on. So, everyone in favour raise your righ… … oh.

I’ve had my appendix for 53 years. It’s still a pointless organ and if it goes wrong it’ll be out with no regrets.

Things have come on in hops and bounds since the 1960s though.

Compass- kept walking in circles.

No need for that. Hop it.

If he did sign, at least he wouldn’t have to worry about playing in a derby.

Haven’t clicked- is it written in shorthand?

And, for large portions of our time in the league, we’ve been fucking amazing to watch. I can’t think of a single Everton game that sticks out as entertaining for a neutral.