Monkeys Fist

It’s what divides us.

Boss just caught me having sex at work. “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING FIST?” he said ” Sorry, they were just lying there looking all sexy, couldn’t help it” says I. “ ITS THE BLOODY AUTOPSY ROOM!” Looks like my career as a vet is over.

“ You’re a crippled physics genius wizard, Harry”

Did his dad fuck a toad? Weird looking bugger

There’s a whole minute of your life I’ve stolen.

So, this young shaver is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a suit, but there’s a long suit line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to book a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table. There’s no punchline.

I’d have thought, given your fondness for ASM, you’d be keen on fannys.

I heard his left hand dumped him via text last week, poor lad is suffering.

I’m currently burning through Spider-Man 2, in a race with Fist Jnr to get the end suit. Way ahead due to his addiction to shite online games like Fartnite.

Embiggened YP. And yes, it is you, you absolute Gary Glitter.

Ronnie who???

Out or out out?

Ah well, back to reality with a bang after the scouse mackems. 5-0 to us. 6 from Wilson. 1 from Trips, 2 from Kurt Vonnegut ( the Tears for Fears gadgie), brought in as a lookalike for Tino.

Ashley Young- the only pro footballer who, when he says ” I’ve had a bird shit in my mouth” is talking about an actual, feathery, bird.

9 minutes? Crack on lads, get these cunts put to death.

If we can’t get the 3 points, can someone at least snap the Mackem’s arm?

Scored in 5 consecutive games.

ISAK!!!!!! Pick that fucker out the net you mackem cunt.

Just got in, slipped on a kimono, laid on the chaise longue smoking a cigarillo, listening to this Getting a bit of a chub-on at the thought of disgusted QOTSA fans hearing it

Fyp

His last line- did he a) Leave? b) Urinate somewhere other than the receptacle provided? c) Become vexed? d) All of the above?

Why is she wearing tote bags as knickers? Kinky beeatch.