Monkeys Fist

He’s actually done the decent thing and resigned . Which reminds me of this quote from Iain Banks.

These two are probably called Stokoe and Porterfeeyuld or some such mackem shite, but I just see Cissie and Ada

Crimewatch was cancelled in 2017

But we did, and they’re not. Suck it mackems

Who’s The Waster again?

Give a me moment … Oof- he likes fat Russian amateurs. ( NSFL, obvs)

At least it’s not Tim Westwood

FYP

Here you go CT- pass the time until kick off. Find the cans of Ace

CT in the Bigg Market Viz has become reality.

Have a crack at the zombie hoards in Days Gone- guaranteed some “ OH My Gods , wtf guys!!!!!” moments.

Didn’t exist beyond a few hovels. 😉

Who ever made the original of this has never driven in to Liverpool. Makes Walker and Byker look like Darras Hall

The details make the difference - bankruptcy in itself can happen very quickly to anyone. No great shame in that. What he’s done is try to conceal millions of pounds worth of assets from the Insolvency Service. Fucking Whopper.

I’m sure he said he was retired …

He had to do something once he’d ran out of speaker lube.

That’s going to be on his fucking gravestone.

Fucking Hell!

Tong, as in the things you use on a BBQ?

Ken’s lass is on Team Bedwetter. Your gaff must reek.

Mission- fly over the NUFC training ground at Benton. Pilot- “ Weeeeee! Prudhoe, Consett, Durham, Gateshead, Meeeeoooowwwwmmmm, sunderland, Washington “

“ OH MY GOD, SHE’S GOT A COCK! JEESUS!”

Just ask them what they call a bread bun, then look at them with disgust when they come out with gibberish like “barm” or “cob”. My absolute refusal to accept their fucked up bread nomenclature used to have them spitting blood