Monkeys Fist

Aye, it’s a fucking shitshow of a building. If enough objections are made, they’ll scale it down- hopefully.

So, basically I’m asking everyone that can be arsed to submit an objection to the planning committee for the proposed 18 storey tower to be built right in front of the Free Trade and Tyne bar. The closing date for objecting is 17th Feb, two days away, so get your skates on. More about it here. https://www.ouseburntrust.org.uk/igloo-dev?fbclid=IwAR06uAhXywuO7KHBFC_ufvL4aTVsvssc6WjLc8N6xL_y2DbYfVBLcW6N3lY This wouldn’t just be a disaster for the two bars mentioned above, it’d fuck up the entire Ouseburn and quayside area. Please fire off a quick email stating your objection here If you scroll down to the bottom of that link, you can read submitted objections - they mention inadequate parking, inappropriate scale of the building compared to surroundings, adverse effects on congestion, adverse effects to existing businesses. The Tyne Bar have commissioned a report, have a look at their Facebook page. Objections close on the 17th- after that it’s tough titty, they’ll build the fucking thing. Cheers 👍

Wait until Kyril’s Mam finds out - “ What did you do this year my son?” ” Je bought un football club le Mamski” “ Which one, mon petitski?” ” sunderland!” ”……” ” BUT I HAVE A MAJORITY SHAREHOLDING MAMANSKI!” “ How much?” ” 41% “

If Heaton Stannington paste them 6-in-a-row I might just… … laugh even harder. Fuck ‘em.

Hasn’t been a great week in football for cats getting a kicking, has it ?

This is the best bit.

So, they are, in fact, owned by a shady cabal of businessmen.

That would be deeeee-licious. It’ll give him a chance to repost those pictures of him stood outside the SOS, before he got moved on for vagrancy.

Fewm. edit; they’re in his replies, begging him to buy them with his £31.56p fortune.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/confirmed-kld-only-owns-41.1572531/

Again…

So you’re basically saying that sitting is inefficient so you swap to the proper method to achieve Nipsicus Sparklinavius?

Whilst he’s having a shite

Aye, you combo-merchant. You’ll be saying “ I just want all the North East sides to do well” next. Pick a side.

Start here…

Lucky Bubbles.

Lee Guan.

Aye

I bet he can spell “disabledb twatmalialsielal ” though, eh?

I should probably say, this being Newcastle, I could be utterly wrong here. He’s invigorated the squad, aye, but let’s be honest, after Bruce, a fucking boiled egg could have had the same effect ( I don’t believe this though - Eddie is the boy).