Monkeys Fist

You can 100% guarantee that if that ever got built, some whopper would move in and then complain about the noise.

It would definitely tie-in with their stated aim of regeneration, as the area is a fucking shit-tip at the minute, but it’s only 5 minutes from the current ground. With money and imagination it could be awesome. The only constraints I can see are a (disused?) rail line to the north, the Redheugh to the east, and the river, but even within those boundaries there’s shitloads of space.

Other than Leazes Park, and the City Stadium area off in Shieldfied, that’s about the only area of land anywhere near big enough whilst still being in the City. I’d say it would be easiest to get planning on too, since there’s not too much around it.

They’re Grade 1 Listed - going nowhere. I’d rather rebuild the stadium elsewhere than touch those buildings.

Sir Les’ showing his Pickford forearms

Here he is just before he hits the ground- notice the trees in the background … Here he is on the ground. See the grass and dead, brown underbrush that he’s standing on. Also the trees, in the background, that he’s much lower than.

That’s some skilled drone pilot, going from inside a very cramped plane, to instantly adjusting speed for when he steps out of the plane. Whos flying it? Also, you see that it’s attached to his helmet when, at the very end, he takes his helmet off and tosses it on the ground.

I wonder if that lad still has Andy Cole on his leg? Ok, I just looked him up- fucking hell

You inspired me

We should all chip in and buy Gandaft a Megabus ticket so he can get some fresh pics outside of sunderland’s main attractions- erm… The Glass Place The Empire? Have they got a Gregg’s?

Bearly legal.…

Seriously? ( titties and ass lie therein ).

Why would he do that when he can make three times as much as a steward?

Funny you should mention that, as just yesterday my neighbour beat his Mrs. up with a fiddle and was then arrested for domestic violins.

Nah- I went on the rigs with it 2018-ish then jacked it in during lockdown- arthritis has fucked my hands, hips, feet, knees etc. ( I haven’t got it in my jaw, yet ).

He can lick my taint too, if he’s up for it?

If it was anyone else I’d be mildly irked, but Podcast Percy can lick my taint.

I’ve just had a massive shit, one-wipe special too. What’ve I missed ?

Because Newcastle city centre is relatively small, I imagine they’re pretty stringent. I hope they are, anyway.

No no, after you mate

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