Monkeys Fist

*bloke walks in and sees Gemmill with wires going down the back of his pants, mildly groaning…

Are you going for a pint or camping?

Btw, admins, can we change this lad’s name to MARCELINO, it’s doing me head in… ©️Ciaomanheyman

You want be careful typing long-ish posts like this, you might pull a tendon.

In that there London? If you wear anything more than a t-shirt we’ll all disown you. Pictorial proof required

He’d snap his wrists picking it up

Ffs! This text only showed on the “unread posts” list and I thought the owld silverback had pegged it. Which would’ve saddened me, tbh, as he’s about the only person involved with that lot who doesn’t get my hackles up.

Been getting amongst the fillies at the staff party, hasn’t he?

Dammit! How will the lawyers for the late Prince that left £5 million to you get the money to you now?

And none of us remembered- what a pack of bastards, eh?

Surely you having her knickers on like a mask will have kept you safe?

“ Delivery from Grandad Trooper, 1 Fillet Steak for Ms. Trooper, 3 super-duper burgers for the boys, 1 bucket of raw tripe for dickhead son. Sign here please…”

Unlikely, but not impossible. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.ft.com/content/2d8aee46-e42f-11e9-9743-db5a370481bc

“This is a local shop for local people- don’t touch the things!”

Love that goal. Loved Nobby. All the others are great, but Nobby never looked liked a footballer, he looked more like an archaeology lecturer or something The Martin’s goal is rightly getting praise for the power, but this one also has no right to be as powerful as it is.

Moist.

Because they’re cunts- they have no friends, so will shit on anyone who gets in their way. They have no morals, so will do anything to get their way. They have no shame, so don’t give a fuck about people like us suffering because of them.

My favourite … Only Micky left now.

Triple jabbed today. Went to Mail My Meds at Benton, where Gemmill went. Funnily enough, a cabbie walked in and called “Taxi” and all the female workers got a thousand-yard-stare. Odd.

They’ll have your hands off if you get caught.

That’s not good to hear, presumably the same problem? Hope he makes a recovery, he can’t be in his forties yet?

Yup.

Pompt de pompt de dompt de free. Snappy band name, right there.