Monkeys Fist

To quote Stang out the Police ”When the world is running down You make the best of what's still around” They’ve not got much, let them have the deformed crisp

First read of it I was thinking- where’s the punchline? Then realised it’s all punchline.

Looks like he needs a seat in the South Stand.

If you don’t do it like this, you’re dead to me.

Aye, please elaborate on the gravy train?

Who goes on a pub crawl on their own?.… … Luke does. Not another drink on the table, blatantly set the timer and jumped back in the seat.

Must’ve been mad before we had calendars and names for days and months. “ Hey Ugg, remember to meet me here at the big tree after you have slept, got up, slept, got up again, then slept and got up. We’re going Mammoth hunting” ” Shit man, I can’t, I’m dropping some shrooms and sitting in a cave painting horses then. How about after I’ve slept and got up, slept and got up again after that? “ ” This is bullshit, can someone invent days and months please?”

I wonder if he knows he’s shit, and is just taking the paydays, or if he genuinely believes he’s a talented manager? The fact he took this WBA job when he’d as good as said he was retiring after us makes me think the second option, but if you’d been as consistently shite in your career as him, from start to finish, you’d have to have at least some awareness that you’re not that good?

Up The Arse Corner, innit?

Johnson is also slang for dick, though, so there’s that. 👍

Me too mate. Johnson or The Cunt.

What?

Just watched that again. Terry Mac and Dogleash going bonkers after Shearer’s winner… …Look at Lawrenson

Just caught Fist Jnr. shoving a yellow and green wire up his nipsy. That’s him grounded. * I’ll see myself out.

Wtf?

The best thing about this is that he looked at it, edited it, looked at it again, and thought, “ Aye, that’s better!”

I’m surprised his “PR Team” didn’t pick up on the fact that he’s making it look like sunderland segregate their young fans of colour from the rest of the young fans.… … but that’s probably because all his “teams” are him.

I’ve got a 7pm delivery to Alston..… Great. ( had an evacuation before work so no stops in the woods ).

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60431248 Easy, easy … big swing!