Monkeys Fist

There’s a pair of “zany” braces on the donkey lying down.

Teeside riggers.

Not with CT and his ancestors hanging about…

That’s your career fucked then, daft lad

Don't be daft man, they didn’t have toasters in the Stone Age.

So, here’s a tweet that’ll grow your mushroom. No that you’ve cleaned yourself up, see the symbol beside the words “ SHARE THIS FUCKING TWEET”? Press down on that and you’ll get an option to “copy link” or words to that effect. Do so. Then paste it straight in to your next post. Then throw yourself off a bridge. Happy to help. 👍

Definitely. When you look at the later careers of a lot of long lasting bands/artists, they’re fucking terrible ( Elton John, The Stones etc). I think one of the many reasons the Beatles have such a legacy is that they didn’t last long enough to churn out the turgid, bored stuff.

Bit of therapy will stop that.

Aye, but only after he’s given the entire squad a signed photo of himself.

Aye, you Tory amoeba, that’s the only reason…

Billy Two Coats pictured seconds before campus security respond to the complaint of “ a tramp pissing in cans and offering them to students” … also, isn’t Alma Mater usually only applied to somewhere you graduated from? #playdough #mouldycarpet #toucher #bannedfromheronfoods #absoluteroaster

Dirty sound-mind.

So, anyone want to admit to being a filthy sound-mind?

The Knight Ryder picked the perfect company to work for because that site is near impossible to read.

Yeah, yeah, you’re all expecting the obvious FYP, well… get fucked.

Nice one man. We all know he’s a dirty Leeds fan, but we’re all pretending not to, which lets us care.…

Aye, I used to be very close to the family of an ex-Nufc Fairs Cup, safc FA Cup winning, and Blyth Spartans 5th round superduperstar whose presence made bitter lemon unnecessary in your 1970s gin. For some reason his hatred was focused on Supermac, who he and his equally toxic Mrs. despised. ( Malcolm obviously gave her a portion…)

That’s Wicked. ( I hate myself, sorry ).

Well said man, I can’t agree with this enough. When most of us started pissing about on here we were pretty young(ish) and carefree, but life has a way of hitting you unexpectedly. We’ve already lost one very much missed member and I’d rather spill my guts about my mental health every day of the week if it makes it normalised than have another one of us suffer unnecessarily. The last couple of years have been an absolute headfuck for everyone, and if the silver lining is being honest about your mental health, then I’ll take it. *pills are kicking in

The tip. Always the tip.

Sounds like you might be a bit down… you should speak to a Mental health professional.

Do you go gusset-to-nose or gusset-to-mouth? 🍅