Monkeys Fist

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-61390077 Pissed in her boots too, filthy fuckers. ( BBC managing to piss off Geordies and mackems by calling Whitburn Beach a “Tyneside Beach”. ).

Just pitching in to say- fuck the Royals. All of them. With a rusty poker. Cunts whinge on about familys on benefits getting an extra £20 a week, and these fucking über scroungers have had us paying to keep them in caviar, gold toilets and trafficked underage girls for centuries.

HM MLF tbh.

HE’S GINGER!!!!!!

I’m on £500 a week just for weeding some scabby gardens in Whitley Bay.

I like the little touches he’s made to give his hotel room a homely feel.

Fixed.

Nick Cave’s eldest son has died, seven years after his other 15yr old son died in a cliff fall. Poor man.

Can’t do any harm, can it?

It’s a bit off you posting CT’s tanga briefs on here mate. Give your head a shake.

Aye, a cup final would be fucking mint. Winning the fucker would have me doing a He-man

I think the last couple of games have maybe tempered expectations, which some may have allowed to become unrealistic ( not hard to get a bit carried away, mind, given the job Howe and his team have done). With some wise transfers incoming and outgoing over the summer, I reckon we can realistically aim for a finish around 6th-8th - which would be spectacular if we managed to grab a European spot. I’m not saying we’ll do it, but that should be the target.

Your credibility is in tatters after the Everton debacle. I’d be packing my bags if I was Eddie.

You’re only allowed to ride those in pairs in Ireland.… … tbs, tbs.

“Blocked”

They do a lovely roast chicken in Fosters.

Alex are you ok, are you ok Alex?

Maybe just thought they wanted an autograph?

Once I’m done with Valhalla, this is next on my list. Loved the first one.

HMHM meeting Scarlett again. * aye, it’s that gif.

Daft Twat.

FYP

Different gravy, that lad.

Dirty Sanchez just before kick off?