Monkeys Fist

I’m not surprised he’s a bit unsettled with Jason Voorhees hiding in the decorations

Cheers man. 👍 That’s the consensus I settled on after a bit of further digging.

I must confess to being very confused with the initial article which mentioned Crook Town and then said they were playing sunderland. “ Eh, same place isn’t it?”

Anyone help me clarify something. Fist Jnr. had a positive PCR result on 26/10/21 and did 10 days self isolation following it. He’s just had a message from his Scout group saying that one of them who was at the Laserquest meeting had tested positive. The latest info I can find is that, since FJ is within 90 days of a positive result, he doesn’t need to test or isolate, since he’ll have immunity. Am I wishful thinking here, or is that correct?

BYP

Just got in from graft. How many did we win by, then?

It’s a Nervous Sheikdown!

“ I want the stair handrail sanded and painted…” ” But it’s the week before Christmas, love!” ” Yes, and your parents are visiting- I want everything perfect.” *mutters “ Bloody hell Rayvin, other husbands just get pissed.”

It already is. Merry Christmas

Isn’t that incitement to violence or something? Seems he’s farted in his trousers and followed through here, mind.

Another manifestation of Mrs. F’s utter Christmas insanity is that we are, as a family, wiping our arses with the Snowman.… … as we do every year, because she’s a few slices short of a loaf. I’m not kidding either- she was frantic in November that she wouldn’t be able to get any in due to shortages.

FYP

Too fucking late, second coat is on the radiator already.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/safc-play-scrooge.1567068/ True colours on show. edit; my post above was tongue-in-cheek but it’s surprising that more than a few of the filthy fuckers have actually used that as an excuse. edit 2; it’s not surprising at all.

They’re League 1- when they get a good attendance they can’t afford to give it away The absolute fucking tramps.

Understandable- She doesn’t want you picking up an injury at Christmas

So, Mrs. F. has decided that part of this year’s Christmas decorations are to include painting the bathroom radiator … because we’re having my family over on Boxing Day. I’ve offered to call my brother and Grandma Fist and offer them counselling to prepare for a radiator they won’t notice not having been painted since summer, but no, it must be glossed, today. Bat Shit Insane

Later?

If where you are is pretty rural, and you’ve kept yourself to yourself, you’re probably at far less risk of infection than somewhere urban with a lower infection rate, tbh. Hibernate until CT turns up at your door with a bucket of spoons and a blonde wig.

You’ve saved on a huge pile of washing though.

Try both your local and Newcastle taxi firms. Ask for a pick up and return quote. They’ll bite your hand off for a good job like that at Christmas.

It’s probably cheaper than a train too, and you’ll get direct to your dad’s house without needing to use a bus or metro. Where are you travelling from Rayvin? What’s the infection rate like where you are?

It is, but since they’re both chubby, unfunny, and sex pests on the text, they’re easily interchangeable.

“I thought I was putting the pounds on until I saw my old mate Michael” 😉 https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.joe.co.uk/amp/sport/ronaldo-roberto-carlos-respond-michael-owens-weight-joke-106765

You’d think they might’ve sent him some cinema tickets or a book or something.