Monkeys Fist

So you’re saying he’s not the only humour-sink in the village? 😉

That’s just baaaad

Really feel for you Renton, I went through similar feelings when my Dad died. I had a chat with my two kids when it was clear my Dad was on his way out, and asked them what their best, and last memories of him were- told them to keep those memories, because they wouldn’t want to see , and remember, him as poorly as he was. I’ve got to say that end-of-life care in this country is medieval tbh- my Dad essentially starved to death. We treat dogs more humanely than we do our elderly, since the law doesn’t allow anything else. Take care of yourself mate.

🍅 RIP

FYFYP

Do you think he gives a flying fuck? We’ve seen how much notice he takes of lockdown restrictions himself, and as for us plebs… ”let the bodies pile high in their thousands!"

Mackems/smoggies Potato/potahto

I wouldn’t mind if we paid them to fuck off to Siberia or somewhere. Other than that, to coin an oft used Mackem phrase, “We neeyd to look after our own-Chariteeuh begins at Yaarm!” Get fucked.

“We are looking at all kinds of things to keep Omicron under control and we can rule nothing out” Google translate Cuntish to English please. “ I can’t be fucking arsed, I’ve got a business meeting to get mullered at.”

Young Mirren, you say?

Legging it back to the Shire(az).

Why is Derek Lambazee™️ sitting next to Johnson, and where’s the rest of his body? ™️ Jokein’ere Inc.

He’s probably worried announcing another Christmas lockdown will make him look bad… … who wants to tell him?

Yis, he his.

Competitive Dad?

“Blurt like a toothless hippo” didn’t really scan.

Now I see why your Mam was one of 14…

MYP.

Gutted Rabbit.

Welly top.

I’m not sure what you’re getting at here but my mind is RACEing with possibilities.

Given your current domicile… THIT’S CHOICE! Cheers

Speaking of happy Christmases, has anyone got a link to a decent family quiz- we have 83yr old women to 11yr old boys, with a Sheldon Cooper or two and everything else in between, so a varied range of topics and difficulty. Get cracking please, because I can’t be arsed