Monkeys Fist

Finished my last shift , 4 days off now- giddup!

Mantovani

FYP😉

Le mauvais ficelle, mon ami?

Won’t be the first time.…

Grassy arse!

FYP

I once “knew” a lass called Juanita *insert punchline here*

He looks like a fan of musical theatre.

Any excuse is a good one.

That him bottom left?

Bet he needed ladders, though, the shortarse.

Nowt worse than a lemon-stealing tart. ( look it up )

Sweet summer child There’s always some gobshite, not least in the sporting media.

Always had you down as a bassist.

I like the parts Cartman sings.

I think Paddocklad deserves a little leeway here- it’s no surprise that any fan has a cynical view, still, given the fact we’ve been force-fed an ever more rancid series of shit sandwiches for the last 14 years. We’re not used to positivity. In the past, when things were looking bad, we knew they would only get worse. Now, not so much- as Fish pointed out, the new owners have made mistakes but seem, so far, to know when they have and do something about it. It’s looking increasingly likely we’ll go down, which will be shit, but we’ll be in a much better position to come straight back up than if we’d gone down with Ashley and The Bacon. My concern is that, since nuance in arguments has all but become extinct, if/when we do drop, the knackers will be a loud minority shouting about how poor the new owners are, and they have the platforms to make themselves heard.

WHAT ABOUT THE SHEPHERDS???????

So you’re saying he’s not the only humour-sink in the village? 😉

That’s just baaaad