Monkeys Fist

Booths? Are you near Keswick?

He’s even got some spare on his chin, greedy swine !

He is fond of a milky coffee, the dirty bugger

Just send your family KD’s pic of the positive LFT, and wish them all the best. I’ll send you my PayPal so you can thank me later

Lateral Flo… ( shamelessly nicked this from JawD)

Alreet Hand Solo.

Peter Whithe? Definitely him.

Hipstered YP

About an hour ago Fist Jnr was helping me prep for Christmas dinner and I was thinking “ He’s a good lad, you’ve done ok mate…” Then the little shithouse put a single grape in the freezer and said his mates had told him to try one. I’ve just got off the phone to the Adoption agency.… @The Fish you’ve got a lot to answer for you swine

Absolutely Fumaca’ed

Is that not you?

This bloke

I’m always polite, you fucking hipster.

Aye, but can you sing in a faltering tenor?

How shit will Tom’s hangover be when he wakes up? 1- Fumaca 2- Marcelino 3- Guivarc’h

Diego can’t answer this until 2025.

Was this in Newcastle? I have a very vague memory of seeing the car in the foyer of the old Odeon on Pilgrim St.

I’m not sure it’s fair to Peter Withe, either.

Who’s this? ( The bloke to the right of Peter Withe)

Andrew “ Hi Kiwi doc, I’m having some stomach problems” Kiwi Doc ” Do you feel suck? Can you shut?” Andrew *get well soon mate.

I’m going to go and watch that lad with Downs humping his teacher on a mechanical bull to wash my eyes clean.

Happy Christmas

Went on a trip to the Alps with The Dude and Walter Sobchak…

Lads, always alternate between the Stranger wank and “The Mrs”, avoids lopsidedness