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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Oh no. Oh no no no no.
  2. Ferdinand is thicker than a Boxing Day turd mind, isn’t he?
  3. The fucking inhumanity to do that to pallbearers… of someone killed by their workmates. It’s staggering.
  4. I think we know the answer.
  5. It’d be even better if our gay players felt comfortable enough to be open whilst playing for us. The brain cogs down the road would seize up.
  6. When I was a kid my best mates eldest brother joined the army, and when he came back from a posting in Germany it was with a shaved head , with a nipple tattooed right on top His mother went ballistic and wouldn’t allow him outside until he’d grown some hair to hide it ( didn’t happen ) What I’ve always been curious about is what he did later- both his grandfathers and his dad were bald, and even a cover up would leave you with a very obvious tat on the top of your head. I’ve not seen him in decades so have no idea what he did, but I know he was regretting it within the week of coming home.
  7. Me, Fish, Gemmill and all the other baldies working out how to spend our winnings
  8. Imagine Happy Lawrenson commentating that. “ Poor quality this… defence is all over the place… oh, it’s a bit windy… offside that.”
  9. This is a bit of a fallacy, btw. Life expectancy was lower because more infants died, skewing the figure downwards. Plenty of people lived to old age in the past. ( That’s not to say we aren’t living longer now - we are).
  10. Do. You’ll be ova the moon with the taste.
  11. Get the nicest eggs you can find. Burford Browns are available at Asda, British Blues at Aldi. You want orange yolks, not pale yellow ones.
  12. Driving the business forward? Pitching new ideas? Putting funds in place? Getting his hole?
  13. When you stir the eggs in to the noodles, the residual heat cooks the eggs whilst keeping them liquid. Do you not eat soft boiled or poached eggs, Rocky Balblubber?
  14. Only if you have it without black pepper/instant coffee.
  15. That’s the point I was making, in reply to Craig saying it was the Match shirt. 👍
  16. If a man can’t meet friends, have dinner, wear an apron, roll up one trouser leg and expose one moob to the sword point held by a fellow diner, whilst plotting to keep an area of mutants medieval, then I don’t know what is right anymore.
  17. It might be if you sink 4 gallons of lager first. Ballsack- 3 points Shaft- 1 point Brown Winker- red card.
  18. These things☝️ 150-200g pancetta 4-6 egg yolks ( yolk only!!!!) Parmesan or pecorino, freshly grated Cook these, keep a cup of the cooking water. Cook 150-200g of pancetta, add a good old twist of black pepper drain off the oil when done. Whisk 4-6 egg yolks together, add a good handful of grated Parmesan or Pecorino ( no, cheddar will not “do”). Whisk in to the eggs about 2-3 tsp of the warm cooking water you definitely didn’t forget to save. Deglaze the pancetta pan with a bit of the water, add the noodles to it and stir them up. Take it off the heat, let it cool for a few minutes then stir the eggs through the noodles. Don’t put cabbage, chicken, mushrooms or anything else in it. Carbonara.
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